Jack Monroe #233 Please leave me and my cat alone

[Orphan_Black]

Do you think she’s annoyed the salon didn’t mention who she was.

Do you think they knew who she was?

(Her hair looks like straw and all gritty and nasty)

 

[Captainmouse]

Going through that FB page and i’m on the third ‘I’m back’ in 5 minutes.

Piss and sandwich?

 

[FizzWhizz]

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Since the start of the panini I’ve been cutting hubby’s hair with some £10 clippers and some £5 hairdressing scissors and every time I start, I worry he’ll end up with this Jack-esque abomination. He always looks fine. Maybe I should start charging £63?!

 

[Lanie]

That long bit at the side looks whispy and in really bad condition. I think she needs some intense conditioning on it. Failing that just shave it off again and start over.

The cut doesn't even look straight, tbh if I was going for that look I'd go to a barber. They are better trained with clippers.

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

Morning fraus, I've woken up in a fierce temper about her therapy wank from yesterday. Absolute cow. Thank God for you all.

 

[Wooh]

Nominating Jack's words for thread title:

"I definitely think it's fleetingly returning"

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Off topic but I have just been watching Mr Roger.

He is not a fan of blenders as they tear things up, he prefers a pestle and mortar to give things a good pounding.

Perhaps you could leave on of those on your neighbour's doorstep for them!

I have a loathing of blenders now. .! It's so unbelievably loud. They are nice people tho . I need to be an adult and ...tell them!

On topic:. Jack's use of "Opal Fruits" dries my mushrooms. They haven't been called that since 1998.

What's next? Spangles glossy shades. Texan Bar nudes

 

[Skyfall]

Morning fraus, I've woken up in a fierce temper about her therapy wank from yesterday. Absolute cow. Thank God for you all.

Me too.
I’m just waiting for therapist Jack to make an appearance…

I’ll give you odds of 19/10

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Good grief here she goes. I'm surprised she didn't tag Phil Collins for added engagement.

 

[waffle maker]

To agree with literally everyone…. I have some licensed counselors in my team and none of them would dream of socializing with a client, omg.

 

[SlopAmbsase]

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Tory earworm.

Was also perturbed to see Vlad dropping a Jack reference into my Duolingo practice this morning!

 

[Lanie]

Her profile pic reminds me of a middle-aged Karen from HR who's recently divorced and went all out at the hairdresser's, trying to claw back her fading youth.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Well, Mx Jack. I see your Phil Collins and raise you an Eagles 'Desperado'.

Sit down, amateur.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Thread title nomination:

Jack Monroe #234: A Grifty Kind of Self-Love

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Veronicaaa]

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OK tiny robot person, I'll give you this - she is DEFINITELY trolling us with the "I can't be nice ~all~ the time" comment.

 

[Ispyabudgetbeanblogger]

BORING!

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

This is what the haircut reminds me of

 

[ThunderClapForCapers]

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You wouldn't wish this on any therapist. I think she is spiralling and could well end up being sectioned in 2022 unless there is a successful intervention.