Jack Monroe #231 Unfortunately none of this is a fever dream

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BubbleDuck said:
Call me overly cautious but if I ever did anything that could result in prosecution and a fine, I probably wouldn’t put the date, time and location of my fictional action up on Twitter , just incase someone reported me🤷‍♀️
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Yeah Jack learned nothing from the GoHenry fiasco.
I reckon new housemate is SB’s dad, someone fell on their arse but managed to take all kinds of photos (including from the top of the slope they fell down🙃)
 
HotesTilaire said:
Military round the edges, I think not.
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I can't cope with this. She's "military round the edges" and grew up next to the bloody sea, but doesn't know the difference between first light and sunrise. Piss off, Jack.

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Saint_clemmie said:
The saddest part about this, is how hilarious Jack finds herself. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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The saddest part is that she went on a lovely walk, maybe with a friend (maybe not, who knows, who cares) in a lovely area, with a lovely view. She was probably taking the advice given to her to take exercise and get out in the fresh air and instead of relishing that and taking in those moments we have an embellished thread full of photos that she thinks is funny but actually just sounds foolish.

Jack, if you are reading here, not everything needs to be a performance. Sometimes the smallest things in life yield the biggest rewards.
 
Into_the_tunnel said:
She was probably taking the advice given to her to take exercise and get out in the fresh air
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No, she was COMPETING with someone in her group who'd shared their own spiritually awakening early morning walk. Probably went down well and Jack thought 'I'll have a piece of that' and then had to attempt to elevenerife it. God she must be awful in her meetings. Pray for the other participants' sobriety 🙏😔
 
I absolutely believe this is about as likely as happening as Father Christmas being real.

It’s performative nonsense to up her engagement, she probably did go for a walk at the beach with baby Daddy but that’s as far as it got. And for someone who’s lived there for years and is military around the edges, how doesn’t she know there’s a range nearby?

I don’t even think it’s worth talking about because it’s all one huge lie for attention. I can’t stand her. @Geetbo has it bang on, it’s the same as the nonsense in Take A Break, all made up as fantasy. The worst part is that she believes writing this makes her hilarious - is this her reply to the Sloppies?!

Edited after @Veronicaaa post, the fact she tells the world what is ‘apparently’ said in AA meetings is disgusting. I hope to god she’s kicked out of the group for this type of behaviour time and time again. I can imagine her interrupting someone telling their story to tell them all this nonsense as well 🤦‍♀️
 
Been on a grunk, and I dunno if it's the fact I've survived a weekend of Christmas parties and still full of drink, but I ain't got a bleeping clue what's happening here.

WTF, the end of the last thread was weird, but what the hell is that storytime on the beach all about?! WUT?! I am beyond clueless club. Jaaaaack, why? What was the point of morning lark storytime?
 
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