Jack Monroe #231 Unfortunately none of this is a fever dream

[Silver Linings]

Gonna get ‘limped, laughed, scurried’ stencilled on my living room wall.

 

[Flash123]

And of course it involves her falling .

When I got that far I was expecting a hospital visit and a shake of the tip jar!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Hnnnmggg or however you spell it is all I have to say about that.

A squiggle needs to tag DHOTYA

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Scampering. SCAMPERING. Scampering.

Badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[MeleeOn]

It was the trans/not trans, then she was autistic, then her guinea pig got poisoned, then she had chronic illness, then her second fiancee just dropped off the planet with no word, then she was an alcoholic, I think there was a man-snog she made into a #metoo moment, then she was clinically depressed and I just found out she is death-allergic to all the things, oh and the vegan wankery. It was somewhere in there - I actually LIKED her poverty campaigning but now I don't know if I can believe any of it....!!!

Yup, I was the same a long time ago and now she makes me sick, tbh.

 

[L3moning]

Gonna get ‘limped, laughed, scurried’ stencilled on my living room wall.

Still better than Live Laugh Love.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

When I got that far I was expecting a hospital visit and a shake of the tip jar!

That will probably come tomorrow when she remembers she’s got arthritis.

 

[Flash123]

The dangers of walking on MOD land in Southend - and the areas you should avoid

Authorities are reminding people of the dangers of trespassing on land owned by the Ministry of Defence.

www.echo-news.co.uk

Lucky she didn’t get a £500 fine

If she had just posted the photos saying nice winter walk at the beach she would probably have got more engagement

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

nearly as bad as the tanks

Imagine calling your x hours a week cleaner “my staff” lmao

 

[misshydrangea]

Evening you bunch of ninnies. A reminder not to forget the fallen ones at this festive time.
Much love to the fraus and herren from the kumquat salon

 

[Pocahontas]

Gonna get ‘limped, laughed, scurried’ stencilled on my living room wall.

And I’ll get a framed cross-stich of ‘Ooft my arse REALLY hurts’.

 

[misshydrangea]

Ps. Note that this poor soul is also painted black

 

[Silver Linings]

Still worried about that stalker? I am. Ffs Jack.

 

[Powershower]

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Maybe you had to be there

 

[BlendedSlop]

Scampering. SCAMPERING. Scampering.

I'll take scampering over squelching away tbqh

 

[Emlo]

All I’m getting is that her “friend” tried to get her shot by leading her to a rifle range then conveniently not mentioning it and scampering off.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

And I’ll get a framed cross-stich of ‘Ooft my arse REALLY hurts’.

I’m getting a magic eye picture which reveals

“WHERE IS THE F****** GRANOLA?”

 

[Geetbo]

She writes in exactly the same style as those take a break stories about their boyfriend bumming their mum.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Her incredibly interesting and entertaining thread reminds me, I need to replenish my broken pottery stock so I must go beachcombing tomorrow.