Jack Monroe #231 Unfortunately none of this is a fever dream

[FlirtyThirty]

Thank you so much, Silver! Time for more planning!





Preliminary programme





Once in - sorted (me with help)

Silent - Nottonitebabe has that.

Away in - Jellybean and Holla



Ninch - could you do Hark, please?


I've got a big singalonga Jack number for the end. Falkor has the livestock.


Who's doing costumes?

What other carols do people want to write lyrics for?

Volunteers to write We Three, The holly Groucho and The Ivy and Unto Us?

I'll try Oh Christmas Tree (though I was getting into Once in Southends Fake Pov City!!)

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

I'll try Oh Christmas Tree (though I was getting into Once in Southends Fake Pov City!!)

Sorry Flirty!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Anybody up for a Cabal Christmas Service in the next thread?

Full participation optional.

Yes, absolutely x

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Anyone for writing We Wish You a Merry Slopmass? There has to be figgy crappy pudding.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Sorry Flirty!

Don't worry Griftmas Tree is amusing me mightily

 

[Flash123]

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She really doesn’t like viggles does she?

 

[Ninch55]

duck, the endless iPhones ring,
Hopefully, it’s lots more bling.
Peace on Earth and mercy mild,
Didn’t mean to get the MOD riled.
See my poor bank balance rise.
Scream my triumph to the skies
As the squiggle hosts proclaim,
I was born in Bethlehem.
Hark the squiggle angels sing,
Thank the gullible twats for all my bling.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Away in a crappy bungalow
Smelly duvet on the bed
The little smol pixie
Laid down her muddled head

The squiggles on twitter
Were buying her shite
So little smol pixie
Scoffed curry in bed all night

She dreams of her grifting
What more can she do
To ensure that her future
Is fully funded by you

 

[kirkvanhouten]

Can anyone explain about the filing history and about how the company is going to be dissolved ?

ON A BOOTSTRAP LIMITED filing history - Find and update company information - GOV.UK

ON A BOOTSTRAP LIMITED - Free company information from Companies House including registered office address, filing history, accounts, annual return, officers, charges, business activity

find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Silent night, Jack talks shite ( sorry Manc Bee)

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Countdown is progressing.



Have we got our tinsel and coathanger wings ready?

Have you all been for a piss and a sandwich?

Has somebody remembered to take the tampon pineapple off the bloody Cotswold altar?

 

[Captainmouse]

I really do think Jack's spent years and years cultivating hundreds of sock accounts, with interests, followers and history.

What other explanation can there be for these fawning idiots that don't appear to have heard of Google!?

I believe in Monroe versus Hopkins the judge alluded to over a dozen

 

[Silver Linings]

New thread

Jack Monroe #232 Griftmas time, rattle tin and whine

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tattle.life

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Countdown is progressing.



Have we got our tinsel and coathanger wings ready?

Have you all been for a piss and a sandwich?

Has somebody remembered to take the tampon pineapple off the bloody Cotswold altar?

Throat is being cleared as thoroughly as a poor squiggles arse after they make and actually eat prune-poo cake

 

[Falkor]

Superb.

Could you paint one brown, as we seem to have lost the Donkey somewhere down the road?

I've got horses as well, there's a bay Welsh cob who'd double up nicely as a large donkey if I make him some bigger ears