Jack Monroe #225 The squit has hit the pan

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Silver Linings said:
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Has she gone back to finish her GCSEs then?
No high schools are asking LFTs to be done daily only at the beginning and end of week and PCRs if symptomatic. She's such a tool.

HotesTilaire said:
She’s always had it, the Junior School Nitty Nora spotted it but didn’t tell anyone
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No roasted spuds for so Christmas dinner this year.

HotesTilaire said:
She’s always had it, the Junior School Nitty Nora spotted it but didn’t tell anyone
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No roasted spuds for sbs Christmas dinner this year.
 
The video wasn't that bad but the throaty whispering of 'just going to grease that there' combined with the image of her using her fingers to massage the bowl with butter was abhorrent :sick:

I think everything she ordered looks burnt because she's been titting about with the brightness and contrast to compensate for poor lighting in the first instance. The colours are weird as well. Considering she calls this part of her 27-hour working day she's astoundingly incompetent.
 
Pocahontas said:
Hold on to your HATS. Christmas has come early, and doesn’t it look like a massive old faff.

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She clearly has never steamed a pudding before as if she had she would know that it's important to pop a lid on the pan, and to keep checking the water levels or it can boil dry.

Also, she said blend until smooth when hers quite clearly isn't.

Make it make sense
 
Marmalade Atkins said:
Thank you, thank you, thank you!

The editing team have made her look almost competent. It's a Christmas miracle! 🥳
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About a minute in I got bored and distracted by how shiny her face was. It looked like she's been dancing before cooking but alas I saw no heels.

I find her quite scary as a presenter. She seems a bit puppet like or something. No offence.

Also why would you order something from a place called the pie hole that isn't pie?!
 
Silver Linings said:
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When she reads it back it’ll be a list of sweeties and the Harvester menu.
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Who was it that guessed an essay was due? Well done! Your prize is a portion of stuffing soup.

School demanding PCR tests? Which one? that's news to me as I've been testing since last new year and we only get lft ones, bit I only work in education and I'm not fancy like Jack.

Covid testing? Completed it mate!
 
traumatised sideboard said:
The video wasn't that bad but the throaty whispering of 'just going to grease that there' combined with the image of her using her fingers to massage the bowl with butter was abhorrent :sick:

I think everything she ordered looks burnt because she's been titting about with the brightness and contrast to compensate for poor lighting in the first instance. The colours are weird as well. Considering she calls this part of her 27-hour working day she's astoundingly incompetent.
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This reminds me of my photos when Instagram first came out. When you'd put that sepia filter on bleeping everything.
 
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