Jack Monroe #225 The squit has hit the pan

[Readingismyhobby]

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More Cotswold in the corner. Plus, when I have a sore throat I don’t want to eat a mince pie!

 

[HotesTilaire]

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Front left, just in front of the Aardman figures, are magnetic spice pots. If she wants Christmas flavours, surely she'd have to use some mixed spice, cinnamon etc? But she doesn't, so why are they out there?!

One of them is nutmeg, it’s a travesty.

Anyway, those spice pots are the sign of a true chef, all the top chefs (Allegra) have them, therefore Jack makes sure they are in every shot

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

No schools are mandating PCR are they?

My source (currently half-sleeping through Succession) says no (unless you have had a positive LFT/showing symptoms etc etc).

 

[HotesTilaire]

I’ve got a sore throat just now, I’m drinking hot Vimto

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I’ve got a sore throat just now, I’m drinking hot Vimto

Ummm . Hot Ribena?

 

[Sideboard Bob]

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I zoomed in to see what Martin Lewis has written across his profile picture. Sadly it’s, “I don’t do ads” and not, “I voted in The Sloppies 2021!”

(good for him about the ads though)

 

[SweetTransvestite]

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I feel seen <clutches pearls>

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

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Christ..

 

[HotesTilaire]

Ummm . Hot Ribena?

I am northern! We can’t afford Ribena!

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Please, Tattle God’s, can we have an eye-roll for Christmas?

(GIVE US A FOCKEN EYEROLLLLL) <Bob Geldof voice>

Is there a reason why we can't have it?

 

[StudleyRoger]

Is it just me, or is that the most disgusting way anybody has ever said the word 'milk'? It's at 2.13, go and listen. She says it wetly.

 

[bowiethesdmn]

You have to get 1 singular PCR test if you have had a positive LFT or if you have covid symptoms. She should not be doing PCR’s regularly, it's a massive waste of resources.

She's a massive waste of resources in general

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Is it just me, or is that the most disgusting way anybody has ever said the word 'milk'? It's at 2.13, go and listen. She says it wetly.

This is why this thread is fab. We all have completely different hills to die on.

For some it may be the fact that Jack has failed to produce a granola recipe. For others, it is the fact that she pronounces the word ‘milk’ wetly.

Yet, we can accept these differences and continue to have fun and giggles.

 

[Whaa?]

I think Jack doesn't want any pudding talk.
Just in case she ends up on the cutting room floor and the kiddies don't have to boil gruel for 2 hours.

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

Is it just me, or is that the most disgusting way anybody has ever said the word 'milk'? It's at 2.13, go and listen. She says it wetly.

That, and the way she says 'butter' like it's being exorcised.

 

[NP]

When I have a raging Temperature and sore throat I would be thinking more along the lines of a cup a soup instead of mince pies, corn dogs and Mac and cheese

Jack’s cup a soup is as solid as a corn dog to be fair.

 

[hollywood]

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When she reads it back it’ll be a list of sweeties and the Harvester menu.

See if you find Dash down there. hole

 

[Cookiecookie]

Nicely spotted.

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I can't bare to watch more than the intro, but those 'dates' do look like they might be prunes. They have that sheen to them prunes always have. The figs don't look quite right either. I think you're on to something @MancBee

 

[Captainmouse]

She's a massive waste of resources in general

#thread title

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Is anyone going to attempt the pudding?