Jack Monroe #223 Butter. Buttery buttery butter

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Nottonightbabe said:
Those are tinned burgers on the far right, so I think she'd rinse the gravy off them (obvs), then chop them up, mix them with the tinned macaroni cheese, peas, the 2 pot noodles, and make a pasta bake with a stuffing crust.
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This would be even funnier if it was satire and not a documentary.
Edit: I don't think I said that right. Need more coffee. You know what I mean.
 
@NomDeGuerre really took one for the team and heard her pronounce cabal as cable during an Owen Jones interview.


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TurnedUpInTipp said:
Quick question.
Did us referring to ourselves as 'The Cable' come from an autocorrect or her mispronunciation Cabal?
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Jack mispronounced it as 'cable' during the Owen Jones podcast when she was sitting in the kitchen wearing her Princess Diana sheep jumper and Louisa Compton was on the other side of the glass door.

ETA: Sorry, should have read the next few posts 😳 This post is an hour late.
 
BeautifulTrauma said:
Someone has just posted this on Facebook, quite admirably saying if anyone needs it it’s there for them.

My first thought was, what would Jack make from these?

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I don’t mean to be a witch (though know it’s likely) but why post this on fb and make people come to you (as in them)? Just drop them off in a foodbank basket. This way says to me someone wants to be SEEN to be doing something rather than actually being useful. Makes it topical for a Jack thread!
 
Badger's still coming to the awards ceremony though, right? That diva.pdf suit would look stunning on her.

On the topic of Jack's musical prowess, there is this tweet in her likes about the completely natural blue tree photo. Squig, have you heard Landslide? Because I have. Multiple times, while wearing professional mastering headphones, sometimes playing the same one second loop over and over to chop out the least worst bit. Every note was off by a couple of cents. See also: the excruciating velociraptor claw hand piano plonking.

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traumatised sideboard said:
Badger's still coming to the awards ceremony though, right? That diva.pdf suit would look stunning on her.

On the topic of Jack's musical prowess, there is this tweet in her likes about the completely natural blue tree photo. Squig, have you heard Landslide? Because I have. Multiple times, while wearing professional mastering headphones, sometimes playing the same one second loop over and over to chop out the least worst bit. Every note was off by a couple of cents. See also: the excruciating velociraptor claw hand piano plonking.

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She's already practising her fake smile for when the camera zooms in on her - outfit is yet to be decided on though!
 
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