Jack Monroe #223 Butter. Buttery buttery butter

[ChickenPorridge]

Anything for you, @ChickenPorridge
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Base notes are a riff on a 3 day old egg Mcmuffin stuck to the train carriage floor. Brought to life by an ephemera of chickpea, languishing in an anchoiade broth. Let it take you away to your penultimate forever home with hydrangea

 

[bazzam]

bleeping hell just tried listening to landslide, please cut off my ears.

 

[skronkywildcat]

Tender Poisson by J Monroe

top notes - herbs (any), Passive aggressive lemon.

middle notes - Pineapple (tinned or tampon containing), 100 daffodils (in individual vases courtesy of Arena flowers).

Base notes: precious woods (cotswolds), Kombucha, Burnt mackerel.

 

[Lanie]

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Can we have the singer from the d body form adverts....

WOAH BODY FORM!!! Bodyform for you....

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

I wouldn't rather Jack than Fleetwood Mac.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Those are tinned burgers on the far right, so I think she'd rinse the gravy off them (obvs), then chop them up, mix them with the tinned macaroni cheese, peas, the 2 pot noodles, and make a pasta bake with a stuffing crust.

Burgagne
Rinse the burgers and lay flat then layer peas on top sprinkle with stuffing- it’ll thicken in the oven. Then a layer or macaroni cheese, repeat the layer again and sprinkle stuffing over the top before baking.
Whatever you do, DO NOT use the lasagne sheets in the burgagne.

 

[Lanie]

Phew had a quick look through some of her you tube stuff. I literally couldn't finish one episode. She's sooo boring, quite literally the most boring thing I've tried to watch in a while.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Ooh, our very own @MancBee's on the list!

I have to confess something, Frauen...Jack Monroe has actually Influenced me. I bought a set of those magnetic spice pots to stick on my fridge. They are great, but I will not be adding a magnetic rack of rusty knives, insane scribbles all over my kitchen walls, or a Rug. No thanks.

(Whispers......I also bought those. I love them....

 

[Flash123]

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Even worse than I remembered! That’s like one of those chartwells photos!

 

[Hollaaa]

 

[Geetbo]

Burgagne
Rinse the burgers and lay flat then layer peas on top sprinkle with stuffing- it’ll thicken in the oven. Then a layer or macaroni cheese, repeat the layer again and sprinkle stuffing over the top before baking.
Whatever you do, DO NOT use the lasagne sheets in the burgagne.

You just know Jack will be writing this down.

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

Can we have the singer from the d body form adverts....

WOAH BODY FORM!!! Bodyform for you....

I actually kinda know her haha she's a vocal coach now and has had a lot of problems with her own voice

 

[Captainmouse]

Ooh, our very own @MancBee's on the list!

I have to confess something, Frauen...Jack Monroe has actually Influenced me. I bought a set of those magnetic spice pots to stick on my fridge. They are great, but I will not be adding a magnetic rack of rusty knives, insane scribbles all over my kitchen walls, or a Rug. No thanks.

Yeah but she stole the idea from Allegra not a single original thought, not a one

 

[hollowhusk]

I'm going with spicy tits and side Pringles..

I'll match your spicy tits and pringles and raise you my pot belly and old boots held together with an elastic band

 

[MancBee]

Ooh, our very own @MancBee's on the list!

I must say, that picture on the front of Marcus At Home is bloody scary to look at. Even I would think it was me. I find it really disconcerting.

The eyes, the teeth (even the one in the front that is ever so slightly forward, my very own snaggle tooth), the slight uneven smile, the forehead the hair and beard (colour and style), everything about that picture.....even the bloody eyebrows. Unnerving if I am honest.

I think I will have to start wearing a disguise in case Jack tries to me.

ETA it is weirding me out! I can't stop going back for another look.

 

[Cookiecookie]

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Didn't she also declare herself posh for owning a toastie maker to one of the squiggles?

Yeah but she stole the idea from Allegra not a single original thought, not a one

Now, now, some of those slop creations are entirely original creations. Mainly because no one with tastebuds or sense would think to put those combinations together, but y'know, credit where it's due and all that...

 

[HotesTilaire]

Didn't she also declare herself posh for owning a toastie maker to one of the squiggles?


Now, now, some of those slop creations are entirely original creations. Mainly because no one with tastebuds or sense would think to put those combinations together, but y'know, credit where it's due and all that...

Even THAT MAN was rinsing beans before Jack

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Didn't she also declare herself posh for owning a toastie maker to one of the squiggles?

It made Jack feel dead posh. And it was gifted.

 

[kachoochoo]

omg lads, the toastie chat reminded me that ico squiggle apparently once conversed with jack re a mince pie toastie, thought I'd see what was happening with them and look!

hiya ico squiggle! we luv u too!

 

[GoLando]

omg lads, the toastie chat reminded me that ico squiggle apparently once conversed with jack re a mince pie toastie, thought I'd see what was happening with them and look!

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hiya ico squiggle! we luv u too!

Wonder what “no go” means/why?