Jack Monroe #215 This is Jack ‘more lies than solid dinners’ Monroe

[Suffolkmum]

I don’t know how to do screenshot, but, Jacks used the nutrabullet to make a pasta atrocity.

 

[Emmapism]

another bleeping nutribullet?!

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The slop isn't gonna slop itself I guess

 

[Suffolkmum]

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Beat me to it. Yum.

 

[Boyo]

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#nospendyear

 

[flotsam]

Brocolli bread butter WTF

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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Does she never enjoy a good old solid on a baking tray? Chips, scampi, pizza, garlic bread, just to name a few - the possibilities are truly endless tho

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

 

[Lanie]

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Oh duck off?!

Broccoli and anchovies.

I think her next cook book is food too feed your enemies,

Also honestly wouldn't eat in her house if shea constantly eats out of the pans, chefs cook to taste, but is small taste with a clean spoon not sitting down and bleeping digging in.

 

[Silver Linings]

Squiggle, you need Jesus.

 

[BantzMonkey]

It sounds absolutely bleeping rancid. She probably did that photo on a self timer too, how pathetic.

 

[Lanie]

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Squiggle, you need Jesus.

 

[Silver Linings]

I’m not normally one for a conspiracy theory but after we said about her door and seeing more of her kitchen she sits next to the door and gets lots of background in too….

 

[Hollaaa]

What was the need to blend it? Frozen soggy broccoli and anchovies that dissolve if you boil them up.
Anyway, nice of Jack to confirm she has somehow not yet been pinged out of the crappy bungalow.

 

[Jelly Bean]

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Eeuww what minger Eating from the pan. (I know we all taste and nibble - but making it into a *thing*?). I suppose the poor dear heart is a bit short of crockery.

 

[waffle maker]

Same as it ever was.

 

[Hollaaa]

Same as it ever was.

Predictable Jack is the worst Jack.

 

[Walkdengirl]

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Just thinking about they makes me feel sick

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Christ she must honk all that fish she’s devouring.

 

[Switchstreetz]

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The "phantom egg" Jack threatened us with has appeared!

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I know we joke about her being behind the times but this Tumblr post wasn't even funny in 2013 when it first got passed around

 

[Lanie]

When you look at her food tasting pic, she actually sipping the edge of the spoon,similar to when your at a mates when your teens and they make something up from her mums cupboards and youre gingerly tasting it,that doesnt not scream devouring it.