Jack Monroe #211 Undercover Tory

[People-huv-tae-know]

Jack is a 'top princess' innit.

 

[MancBee]

Jack is a 'top princess' innit.

Don't you read anything Jack writes? There's nobody less princess like than her, she said so in that post where she was dressed like a princess.

 

[Lanie]

Planet rock have been doing shouts out to people who are feeling blue.

You ring in and put forward a mate or yourself and give them a shout out on the radio.

Even they have done more to help than little miss miserable.

 

[Hollaaa]

Don't you read anything Jack writes? There's nobody less princess like than her, she said so in that post where she was dressed like a princess.

More of a potato than a princess.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Don't you read anything Jack writes? There's nobody less princess like than her, she said so in that post where she was dressed like a princess.

A princess with tattoos no less!

*Clutches pearls*

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Panic over. She is on her way .....







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Best. Post. Ever.
<closes browser, turns off phone, unplugs wifi>

Stick a fork in me, I'm done

 

[Ispyabudgetbeanblogger]

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I want this image to be the next thread title.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

I want this image to be the next thread title.

100% This. Pleaaaaaaase @Pocahontas
Honestly, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Mrs ST watched me from the garden, ran in looking all concerned thinking I was having some type of medical emergency.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I have just found proof that Jack is definitely a top princess!

 

[Pocahontas]

100% This. Pleaaaaaaase @Pocahontas
Honestly, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Mrs ST watched me from the garden, ran in looking all concerned thinking I was having some type of medical emergency.

What a preposterous suggestion!

Images! Cannot! Be! Thread titles!

Good day.

 

[Mel Donte]

Looked up the lyrics that Bonjour song where Belle is being a dick about everyone in her village to see if I could do a Jack rewrite but no need, it's already got some perfect lines:
"Bonjour, good day
How is your wife?
I need six eggs
That's too expensive!"

 

[SweetTransvestite]

What a preposterous suggestion!

Images! Cannot! Be! Thread titles!

Good day.

 

[Pocahontas]

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It’s like you read my mind.
Love that film.

 

[JuliaGulia]

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Tootsie! ❤

 

[Lanie]

Looked up the lyrics that Bonjour song where Belle is being a dick about everyone in her village to see if I could do a Jack rewrite but no need, it's already got some perfect lines:
"Bonjour, good day
How is your wife?
I need six eggs
That's too expensive!"

There must be more to this rented Provencal life.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

OMG, ninnies.

I was lurking on another thread and apparently, Marcus Rashford is an absolute horror in real life and just has really good PR

Jack should employ them, STAT.

 

[Powershower]

Looool this has the best potential for chaos as often when flights to London city are cancelled you end up on one to Southend airport*, can you imagine?

*This is only in my experience with flights to/from Ireland and obvs assumes she’s using LCY which iirc she lives in west so may not?

perhaps what she really meant was “anyone know of any flights from Italy that absolutely do not go anywhere near Southend?”

 

[Raker]

I suppose it's marginally better than sending out a call for an Oncologist on Twitter at least!

That still makes me cross!

 

[lilamay]

OMG, ninnies.

I was lurking on another thread and apparently, Marcus Rashford is an absolute horror in real life and just has really good PR

Jack should employ them, STAT.

Can I just say I do love how we call each other ninnies

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Why have you forsaken us, Slop Princess? We haven't had a slop since 21st September and I'm hungry for slop content. Conference is just not cutting it, unless you would be so kind as to make something hideous with conference pears? Not pear and bacon porridge or mussels and pears though, they are passé now. I'm thinking maybe pear omelette with grated aubergines or a pear and sardine salad.