Jack Monroe #211 Undercover Tory

[heretoreaditall2019]

Oh tit. GRENAAAAAAAADE!!!!!!!
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Looool this has the best potential for chaos as often when flights to London city are cancelled you end up on one to Southend airport*, can you imagine?

*This is only in my experience with flights to/from Ireland and obvs assumes she’s using LCY which iirc she lives in west so may not?

 

[Vanelope]

She has internet - so check Expedia Louisa. Twitter is not a place to get reliable or good info - you if all people should know that. Asking Twitter for help is an engagement tactic.

 

[Boyo]

She has internet - so check Expedia Louisa. Twitter is not a place to get reliable or good info - you if all people should know that. Asking Twitter for help is an engagement tactic.

Birds of a feather….

 

[Raker]

Would it not make more sense to contact a travel agent rather than posting on twitter?

Yes, for normal people it would. I cannot bear this asking on social media for things a simple google search/call to a professional would achieve. Yeah, you’re so special…

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Birds of a feather….

She has internet - so check Expedia Louisa. Twitter is not a place to get reliable or good info - you if all people should know that. Asking Twitter for help is an engagement tactic.

I know nothing about working in a “very important job” like hers, but surely she has a person/people that can help her get back to the “very important job” by the time she needs to?

I think the pieces of the very, very challenging 1000 piece puzzle (with no picture to help) are slowly, softly falling into place.

 

[StringyMango]

Can we have "she's so bloody weird!" As the next thread?

Have to say I love this but "Princess Shapeshifter" really caught my eye too x

 

[bowiethesdmn]

I think I've finally cracked it.

The crappy bungalow is under a magic spell, like the castle in Beauty and the Beast, which explains why it keeps growing extra rooms and seems to be as big as a mansion, despite Jack's whingeing over the lack of space.

The expensive item dispensing muddy puddle is somewhere on the grounds.

The sideboards are all previous fiancées who have been enchanted so they can't leave. At night they come to life and perform musical numbers to the sound of the six Philips radios while their master snoozes.

You know it makes sense.

I'd watch the hell out of this if it was an animated series

By the JMSDW (Jack-Monroe-Standard-of-Dress-Wearing) I also never wear dresses.

I think she thinks it's shocking to be a lesbian in a dress. I currently have a masculine aesthetic and several people have told me I should get myself a couple dresses despite the short hair, wife is very into the idea. No one caaaaaaaaares and you can wear what you want with the exception of, like, Nazi regalia or something.

 

[Cackstinks]

Once you're stuck in Italy due to strike action, you're pretty much screwed. My boss was once trapped there for three days!

 

[Lanie]

Whats the rush?!

If the planes cancelled then get the next available flight ring your bosses and tell them the situation.

I find her quite odd too, i cant out my finger in it though.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I think she thinks it's shocking to be a lesbian in a dress. I currently have a masculine aesthetic and several people have told me I should get myself a couple dresses despite the short hair, wife is very into the idea. No one caaaaaaaaares and you can wear what you want with the exception of, like, Nazi regalia or something.

In Jack’s world she is the first lesbian ever. In fact, people didn’t even believe lesbians existed before she came shouting on to the poverty scene.

(sorry for the saltiness of this post-I just cannot do with Jack and her ideas about dress code for certain tranches of society and after Friday’s tweetathon she should have said something today. She is awful.)

 

[ThunderClapForCapers]

Oh tit. GRENAAAAAAAADE!!!!!!!
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Panic over. She is on her way .....

 

[lilamay]

MR is to be awarded an honorary degree at Manchester University today.

Still no word of congratulations from Jack? Guess she was too busy writing 'Le grand sigh'
She really is so self-absorbed.

 

[Lanie]

Has anyone tagged her in a welfare check on twitter?

I find it so strange that she was away for months and had a meltdown and unless she actively tweeting no one seems to shout out to her?! Is that normal on twitter?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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Sorry not sorry, how pretty does Jack look here?! (That story is a bunch of nonsense)

Have a magical sunday, y'all

Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, what a load of bollocks

 

[Cookiecookie]

Has anyone tagged her in a welfare check on twitter?

I find it so strange that she was away for months and had a meltdown and unless she actively tweeting no one seems to shout out to her?! Is that normal on twitter?

I don't think Twitter has the sense of community other SM has. If you're not 'there', you're not missed in the way you might be elsewhere.

 

[Gildinwen-TKB]

I'd watch the hell out of this if it was an animated series



I think she thinks it's shocking to be a lesbian in a dress. I currently have a masculine aesthetic and several people have told me I should get myself a couple dresses despite the short hair, wife is very into the idea. No one caaaaaaaaares and you can wear what you want with the exception of, like, Nazi regalia or something.

This legitimately infuriates me? Like she deal in stereotypes as fact?

 

[bowiethesdmn]

This legitimately infuriates me? Like she deal in stereotypes as fact?

I think it's how she builds her 'personality'. Like stereotype Lego. There's cultural signifiers that help people identify like-minded folk, and then there's whatever the duck it is Jack does.

 

[Oxford_Girl]

Just watching Tom K making lasagna so disappointed he didn’t say “it’ll thicken up in the oven”

 

[Monochrome Muse]

☆grunking☆ to add my bit, I have a weekly session privately with a psychotherapist and we established early on that he isn't available on "speed dial" unless I'm in absolute crisis. He gave me pathways and appropriate numbers to call should I experience an episode I couldn't handle.
I had a need to call the GP recently and begged for some meds to take the edge off, the practice partner I usually see has always been very empathetic and trusts me to know what I need, but this one quite rightly said that first I would have a full blood test to rule out any physical probs that might be causing issues. Things are better now, I used a lot of online resources that are available to me and didn't squawk about it all over social media which helped.
Anyway, my tip jar won't fill itself.... [email protected] minimum £25 donation.
Thankyou
duck off X

 

[bowiethesdmn]

Yes, for normal people it would. I cannot bear this asking on social media for things a simple google search/call to a professional would achieve. Yeah, you’re so special…

I suppose it's marginally better than sending out a call for an Oncologist on Twitter at least!