Jack Monroe #203 Found a packet of pork mince

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traumatised sideboard said:
Is there a reason she's more unbearable on Instagram? Like on Twitter she could still write massive threads and post photos but for some reason this is so much worse. Anyway, I've just finished work on the Slopbot V3 prototype.

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Joking obviously. Sexy Slopbot is strictly for Patreon subs.
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I assumed the braless slop bot was for only fans but then remembered that isn’t allowed any more you tease!
 
She’s not on the lineup for SAS: who dares wins but there’s always the possibility they’ll wheel her out for the final episode where they do the cruel and unusual punishments / torture bits. Contestants can either be subjected to 24 hours of sleep deprivation with a baby screaming down their ear phones or be forced to eat a Monroe fish x egg original.

Ofcom won’t know what’s hit them x
 
heretoreaditall2019 said:
She’s not on the lineup for SAS: who dares wins but there’s always the possibility they’ll wheel her out for the final episode where they do the cruel and unusual punishments / torture bits. Contestants can either be subjected to 24 hours of sleep deprivation with a baby screaming down their ear phones or be forced to eat a Monroe fish x egg original.

Ofcom won’t know what’s hit them x
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failing that she would be ideal for a job on I'm a celebrity, preparing the eating trials!
 
traumatised sideboard said:
As previously established (even though I am now a disgraced retired mathematician) the weight of one Standard British Queen is said to be close to 55kg. For a 5'1.7" woman likely to be less than 55kg herself, that is an impressive lift. The trouble is IT NEVER bleeping HAPPENED.

No, I am never letting this go. This is my hill, I will expire atop it.
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How the flippity heck are the cabal going to get you down from there if you expire? Who among us can bench press a sideboard!?

Sideboard Bob said:
That went well then! 😆


I’ve just realised even the name of tonight’s full moon is keeping with the fish theme…

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The moon knows the Trifle Defender name code 😱
 
First prize to the person/people that said she would never change. If this isn’t proof that she has been kept off social media, I don’t know what is. And WHY would anyone share a picture that looks like vomit, as food, when their business is food? I am never repulsed by anything Nigella shares.

Just wanted to add my voice to the praise that she has shared an (allegedly) untouched photo. I am in the gang that doesn’t give two shits about her looks and age - other than it being another example of her being false/fake/lying (pink curtains and soft softly soft sunlight, anyone?).

I do care that she has been recently paying out at least three grand on just rent and aparthotels per month, whilst running a scam on people via Patreon, some of which will undoubtedly be struggling, but feel good for supporting the wee urchin. And not paying tax. That’s the killer - the woman who would be the people’s prime minister and saviour of the poor, not paying a single penny in tax apart from VAT on her ridiculous spending habits. Whilst fishing for sympathy because of “health”. And co-opting addiction. And pretending to be the primary career of her son - which is clearly apparent now, isn’t the case.

TL:DR Her natural looks aren’t a problem worthy of comment - her massive grift, huge and wasteful spending, failure to pay tax, lies about virtually every aspect of her life, and her co-opting of illness/addiction, should be classed as criminal behaviour.
 
Captainmouse said:
He obviously attended the mackie school of maths
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I was actually thinking after I posted that, that it may well be the average price in London for a 3 bedroom property with a large private garden, which as we know is basically the only thing Jack will settle for.
As an aside, I saw an ad for the Cotswold Co on telly the other day, and they're describing their stuff as "forever furniture", so it's perfect for Jack's "forever home".
 
Fraus I have an interview this evening for a call handler job...not the fire service but 111. Should I wear traaazers? Tbh it's on zoom so what I wear below the waist won't be seen.
I'm wondering what answers Jack gave at her interview (if she even had one #nepotism). What would she give as her strengths and weaknesses? And how would she tackle a competency based question. I'm guessing "shan't" won't cut it 😂
 
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