Jack Monroe #203 Found a packet of pork mince

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Pythagoras who?

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I wouldn’t have any issue about harmless insta photos except the tax returns are still not done. This is the thing that pisses me off more than anything. You would think after last year they would have been done on time. There is no excuse because these only go up to March/April 2020 and this was just at the cusp of lockdown one and there was reference to an actual accountant therefore I am annoyed.
 
I wouldn’t have any issue about harmless insta photos except the tax returns are still not done. This is the thing that pisses me off more than anything. You would think after last year they would have been done on time. There is no excuse because these only go up to March/April 2020 and this was just at the cusp of lockdown one and there was reference to an actual accountant therefore I am annoyed.

This is what confuses me - she almost certainly does have an accountant, I'm a former KPMG graduate trainee (left before I finished qualifying) and I need one for Companies House accounts, although I do all the bookkeeping happily.

I suspect her accountant probably feels roughly the same way about her as her publishers.
 
Can any frau or herr recall the tale of Jack “loosing” a 5k deposit on a property they were going to buy that fell through?
I don’t know why it came to mind now. Maybe I dreamed it?
Who loses a deposit on a UK property purchase? Why is she always having 5k stolen?
Wasn't it just as she moved in with Allegra? Was going to settle for suburbia, but thought a millionaire's house in London was a better option
 
Oh the crushing disappointment of discovering Jack is not one of the contestants on Celebrity SAS Who Dares Wins.
Now I’m no Ant Middleton, but…she was traumatised by an accidental ‘for sale’ sign so I’m not sure how great she’d be. But on the other hand:

* she can bench press the Queen
* she can put a bare foot in the snow long enough to take a pic
* she camped in her garden once in summer 2020

She’d be the clear winner.

Incidentally, Dino, I have been chuckling at Rory McIlroy and the capybara all weekend. I have a genuine smile just thinking about it!
 
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