Jack Monroe #203 Found a packet of pork mince

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ChickenPorridge said:
So. Many. Sadfishing. Selfies 🤳
Been doing the alright NOW, not alright THEN for years. Jack, everyone knows by now that you love the sight of your own face and want to be told that you look hot. You can just post the selfies, stop dressing them up as some kind of 'recovery' post. SO MANY.
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Also that poster that commented on her eye crinkles or whatever, would have been better just saying looking well love.

I get the impression she is the sort of person who can talk about her crinkles, bumps and lumps yet seeths of anyone agrees with her.
 
Suspicious lack of the finished ribollita on Insta. Which do we think?

1. She's somehow managed to burn/stick the entire thing to the pan, and even Jack couldn't put a positive spin on that.

2. The salty, lusty lure of the anchovies was just too strong to resist, and she guzzled the contents of the pan while it was still cooking.

3. It's still cooking - expected to be taken out of the slow cooker some time on Wednesday.
 
BlendedSlop said:
Suspicious lack of the finished ribollita on Insta. Which do we think?

1. She's somehow managed to burn/stick the entire thing to the pan, and even Jack couldn't put a positive spin on that.

2. The salty, lusty lure of the anchovies was just too strong to resist, and she guzzled the contents of the pan while it was still cooking.

3. It's still cooking - expected to be taken out of the slow cooker some time on Wednesday.
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Going with a variant on 3, ready by Friday. I recall ribollita means twice boiled, so in Southend parlance Weds is a little too soon.

The clean, clean, clean references are surely a nod to the cabal?
 
BlendedSlop said:
Suspicious lack of the finished ribollita on Insta. Which do we think?

1. She's somehow managed to burn/stick the entire thing to the pan, and even Jack couldn't put a positive spin on that.

2. The salty, lusty lure of the anchovies was just too strong to resist, and she guzzled the contents of the pan while it was still cooking.

3. It's still cooking - expected to be taken out of the slow cooker some time on Wednesday.
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My guess small boy got cooper to knock it off the bench.

" Oh shucks" he said whilst waving a takeaway menu.
 
BlendedSlop said:
Suspicious lack of the finished ribollita on Insta. Which do we think?

1. She's somehow managed to burn/stick the entire thing to the pan, and even Jack couldn't put a positive spin on that.

2. The salty, lusty lure of the anchovies was just too strong to resist, and she guzzled the contents of the pan while it was still cooking.

3. It's still cooking - expected to be taken out of the slow cooker some time on Wednesday.
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4. She chucked it in the bin because her Ocado delivery arrived
 
Lizzie Mintdrop said:
It wouldn't be much of a competition, don't forget Jack can bench press the queen
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So can Sidney by the looks of him.

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(screenshot: Silver)
 
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