Jack Monroe #202 All of my spoons tell stories

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Nottonightbabe said:
I thought that, especially if she's South East still, it's been warm today. Makes you wonder when the photo was taken... Then again, doesn't she feel the cold like noone ever has before, and has her heating on in August?
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I think it’s done on purpose to make her look vulnerable/ill - people will undoubtedly ask if she’s ok, wearing all those clothes on August and that’s what she lives for
 
She is really is such a try hard, nothing about her is spontaneous. Its all for the big ME show. Her followers are up and down faster than a hookers knickers, again just goes to show like us they are there for the chaos because soon enough they will be off again and she will have to think of another "quirky way" to entice them back.

She really needs to find a healthier way to get attention.
 
+1 vote here that she’s on holiday with her mum and dad and foster siblings. That way her son has kids to run round with and she has time to not blend her eyeshadow out enough. If she likes it then that’s fine, good on her, but I find it quite sad that she can’t do anything without posting it on SM for likes.

Rekyavikgirl said:
Not surprisingly, Gizzi has replied. She's another addled fuckwit with a massive identity problem.
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I stopped following her when she went on her insta rant about being stuck in Barbados during lockdown. Apparently it was essential work as her friend was opening a restaurant. (That then couldn’t open due to local restrictions). She was keen for everyone to know she’d lost money during covid and it wasn’t a holiday. As she posted pictures of beaches and cocktails.

it didn’t stop her then partnering with Carlsberg, Guinness and Helmans, to name but a few!
 
I have no idea who Jack is in a caravan with, but i doubt they want hot chocolate as a summer drink. How about an iced chocolate, or a coke float, or an icecream, or a slush puppy (are they still a thing?) or any one of the usual summer treats.

No, a hot chocolate to go along with the summer stew she made a couple of weeks ago, on one of the hottest days we had this year.
 
heretoreaditall2019 said:
Agree completely, it’s nice for the grandparents to have paid for his first holiday with her but a shame mamapapa would rather do holidays alone or with minted fiancés or sit down the Groucho eating multiple plates of squid ink pasta.

She’s objectively fine looking but tbh after her carry on for 200+ threads I think her soul is so clapped it’s transferred to the outside too 🤢



There’s no way the mum of those children will want Jack near them, I doubt the dad would either judging by his mumsnet content. Sorry to be savage but he’s on a significantly lower income than Jack despite working much longer hours (not that that’s hard compared to Jack’s 2 hours a week) picking up the majority of parenting and all the associated costs, yet has to read the woes of a single mum blasted on Twitter? Her monetising 🥺 the poverty 🥺 as if he was a waste man letting the kid suffer? Her outing his other kids’ genders and birthdays and ages for no good reason?? She can absolutely get to duck
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BIB made me immediately think of this in regards to Jack…

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Powershower said:
+1 vote here that she’s on holiday with her mum and dad and foster siblings. That way her son has kids to run round with and she has time to not blend her eyeshadow out enough. If she likes it then that’s fine, good on her, but I find it quite sad that she can’t do anything without posting it on SM for likes.



I stopped following her when she went on her insta rant about being stuck in Barbados during lockdown. Apparently it was essential work as her friend was opening a restaurant. (That then couldn’t open due to local restrictions). She was keen for everyone to know she’d lost money during covid and it wasn’t a holiday. As she posted pictures of beaches and cocktails.

it didn’t stop her then partnering with Carlsberg, Guinness and Helmans, to name but a few!
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She is vile.
 
The eye make up reminds me when , as an impoverished student in the 80's, I went to the Mary Quant counter of the large Boots store in Aberdeen to get my make up done before a night out
OMG my eyes were like rainbows and you could probably have seen me from the moon! ...thankfully my boyfriend wasnt frightened off by my appearance and we've now been married for 34 years but I've never recreated that look since
 
There are so many filters on that peculiar make-up selfie, she’s barely recognisable. (Very occasionally you do get a glimpse of actual unfiltered Jack, e.g. that Marcus video, and she really does look very different - she uses the filters to completely change the proportions of her face, for a start).

All that sugary crap piled up on the (already very sweet) caramel hot chocolate made me feel a bit ill TBH. Why is she always drowning things in glitter and sugar pieces?
 
Tabitha D said:
There are so many filters on that peculiar make-up selfie, she’s barely recognisable. (Very occasionally you do get a glimpse of actual unfiltered Jack, e.g. that Marcus video, and she really does look very different - she uses the filters to completely change the proportions of her face, for a start).

All that sugary crap piled up on the (already very sweet) caramel hot chocolate made me feel a bit ill TBH. Why is she always drowning things in glitter and sugar pieces?
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If anyone I knew rocked up for a week in a caravan with edible gold glitter spray I’d have to assume they’d gone mad.
 
Tabitha D said:
There are so many filters on that peculiar make-up selfie, she’s barely recognisable. (Very occasionally you do get a glimpse of actual unfiltered Jack, e.g. that Marcus video, and she really does look very different - she uses the filters to completely change the proportions of her face, for a start).
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There are some on here that say how pretty Jack is. We have all seen the unfiltered photographs, and she is very ordinary with plenty of wrinkles and crows feet. Nothing wrong with that, I have plenty. But is is wrong to pretend that the filtered photographs are a true representation of how she looks.

Though I don't find her pretty in filtered or unfiltered photographs. Again nothing wrong with that, we can't all be pretty.
 
Lanie said:
Doesnt she wear like six thousand jumpers and twenty pairs of trousers just lounging.

I get the impression she is on a jolly shes been made to go on. She doesnt seem to be a caravaning person.
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To be fair, statics aren't like touring caravans, they're generally large with separate rooms.

They're expensive to rent though, I would imagine at least a grand a week if not more.

I'm worried about her animals, I hope her parents or friends are looking after them for her
 
Tabitha D said:
There are so many filters on that peculiar make-up selfie, she’s barely recognisable. (Very occasionally you do get a glimpse of actual unfiltered Jack, e.g. that Marcus video, and she really does look very different - she uses the filters to completely change the proportions of her face, for a start).

All that sugary crap piled up on the (already very sweet) caramel hot chocolate made me feel a bit ill TBH. Why is she always drowning things in glitter and sugar pieces?
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I may be odd, but i hate dresssd up hot chocolate. I dont mind marshmallows on the side but not in it as they go all gooey🤢. Whats wrong with a decent hot chocolate plain and simple made with milk.

I really hope they have gone out for chips at least once a day to get some sustanance. If shes cooking all week.
 
MancBee said:
I have no idea who Jack is in a caravan with, but i doubt they want hot chocolate as a summer drink. How about an iced chocolate, or a coke float, or an icecream, or a slush puppy (are they still a thing?) or any one of the usual summer treats.

No, a hot chocolate to go along with the summer stew she made a couple of weeks ago, on one of the hottest days we had this year.
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It's not as warm here as it has been, but it's quite close and sticky, I've just had a can of coke and have got the doors at the back open. So yes to the cold drinks, and slushies are still a thing (you can even get adult wine ones now in the pub if frozen rosè is your thing)
 
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