Jack Monroe #201 Queen of Sharts

[blurstoftimes]

I did this. Just stumbled across randomly while on the 11pm train from Victoria - need to do more of this

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

The drawing is very average (GCSE & A Level Art - both A). My small (giant) child could do better already.

Anyways after several drinks I’d just like to say I miss hats/hair….

 

[HotesTilaire]

We can’t wear kumquats every day, just like Jack can’t tweet every day. Too much of a good thing and you won’t feel the benefit (or summat)

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Anyways after several drinks I’d just like to say I miss hats/hair….

We’ve had Trifle Day and Lasagne Day, but you’ll be glad to know next month there is a Day just for us ninnies…

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Jack please repost this portrait I did of you on your Insta. I found it in a lever arch file, I think I should do more of it but only if enough people suck up to me.

 

[Lyricallie]

I genuinely thought it said "all of my spoons feel stress".

 

[Switchstreetz]

Reckon we're getting a series of these?
"All my forks were yellow stickered in tesco"
"Most of my knives are narcissistic dickheads"
"Both of my cheese graters love to count chairs"
"I found my kitchen aid in a puddle and it has ADHD"

 

[Flash123]

Do you think she will be allowed on today?

 

[HotesTilaire]

To be fair Jack’s spoons are more interesting than she is (not difficult) and probably just as grubby

 

[Tabitha D]

Good job she never did Nigella’s garden then.

Not for want of trying.

Eh, it's not the worst drawing ever, honestly. I'm not convinced I (GCSE in Art, grade E) could do much better, but I also don't think I'd be that much worse (since Still Life was one of the things I could just about do).

But would you be splattering it all over Insta fishing for compliments?
I did Art O level (and A level). Me neither.

 

[FunnyFuneral]

bleeping hell. Someone alert Tony Hart.

If i could do both and ❤ for this i would, you mithering ninny. X now duck off

He’s DEAD!

I bet you had to google that to be sure it wasn't another VIV r.i.p situation art like that is what Tony would have wanted. My little sister had a picture shown on the gallery on Vision On once, aged 7. That makes me a talented artist fraus

 

[Lisbon]

Tell us you're a narcissist without telling us you're a narcissist...

 

[FunnyFuneral]

What on earth is that black furry shite on her trotter yikes

 

[L3moning]

"I found my kitchen aid in a puddle and it has ADHD"

Very late thread title suggestion.

 

[Marj24]

In a bored insomniac moment, googled Jack Monroe bleep, this came up. Warning for Non PC content among the critique

Jack Monroe | …. is a cunt

 

[Blurp]

Why are you putting mayo on your spuds???? Can you not afford butter???

Saving it for making CAKE.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Her hair is as thick as a bug's lug.

Remember when the unsuspecting squigs were told it was thin and patchy, falling out in clumps and the remainder had to be shaved off

 

[TragicSweetPotatoes]

Delurking to say that I await the return of Scottish Jack 'All my spoons stir stovies'

 

[Captainmouse]

We’ve had Trifle Day and Lasagne Day, but you’ll be glad to know next month there is a Day just for us ninnies…

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We’ve got mithering Sunday to look forward to

 

[Zelda]

Late to this.

Misread it as “All of my spoons feel sadness.”