Jack Monroe #201 Queen of Sharts

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NP said:
“All of my spoons…” what?

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”All of my spoons feel stress“. Understandable.

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ThunderClapForCapers said:
Jack Monroe #202 - All of my spoons tell stories


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Is the black all the grime on them?

Incidentally, sitting here and having my dinner just now and realised another way I've been influenced by Jack as I squeezed ready made mayonnaise on my tatties. At Tesco, I carefully studied the shelf to make sure I found a non-Hellmanns option, not considering own brand as I didn't know who made it. Heinz it is.
 
Has the sentient mirror somehow breathed life into all the other inanimate household objects? If the spoons are telling stories, what's to stop the knives and forks from sorting through her boxes of paperwork for her? Maybe she can get one of the special pens, DO NOT TOUCH to finish writing her bloody book. I dread to think what the sideboards might get up to.

I'm picturing mad Beauty and the Beast style scenes at the crappy caravan.
 
BlendedSlop said:
Has the sentient mirror somehow breathed life into all the other inanimate household objects? If the spoons are telling stories, what's to stop the knives and forks from sorting through her boxes of paperwork for her? Maybe she can get one of the special pens, DO NOT TOUCH to finish writing her bloody book. I dread to think what the sideboards might get up to.

I'm picturing mad Beauty and the Beast style scenes at the crappy caravan.
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Or Mary poppins
 
It can’t be a coincidence that Our Lord Jesus Christ is having her own major, entirely non - self inflicted chaos this week, so Jack has to whip out this load of old shite.

It’s a mark of how untrustworthy I find this whole bunch of monsters that I simply do not believe anything she shares anymore. In fact, I am more likely to actively disbelieve it and wonder why she is trying to deceive this time, and what she is up to.

She can’t be posing on holiday with her kid in one pic and barely 6 hours later, be delving through her boxes of shite and pretending to be arty again. It’s not believable, she has zero credibility, so it simply isn’t true in my opinion.

The absolute worst thing about the tit drawing (and the photo) is undoubtedly the sycophantic comments that are enough to induce vomiting. Awful, arse kissing drivel.
 
Blurp said:
Is the black all the grime on them?

Incidentally, sitting here and having my dinner just now and realised another way I've been influenced by Jack as I squeezed ready made mayonnaise on my tatties. At Tesco, I carefully studied the shelf to make sure I found a non-Hellmanns option, not considering own brand as I didn't know who made it. Heinz it is.
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Why are you putting mayo on your spuds???? Can you not afford butter???
 
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