Jack Monroe #199 Just mind-bogglingly, gobsmackingly stupid

[Flash123]

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It’s not free either. Such an impoverished childhood, bless.

To be fair it is no more expensive than brownies or at least that was the case when I was growing up

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I don't like this new era Jack.

 

[Silver Linings]

To be fair it is no more expensive than brownies or at least that was the case when I was growing up

Oh I know, it just doesn’t fit her stories of her parents skipping meals to feed the kids.

 

[Jelly Bean]

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Tbf I imagine his mind is blown - 'but Mama I can sense something very unusual - I think it might be called' texture'?'.

 

[Veronicaaa]

She's got a lovely #gifted pizza oven, why tf is she making muffin pizzas?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Claw them back, Jack

 

[Silver Linings]

You wish.

 

[MancBee]

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For LJC's sake, we waited 10 days an we get "what are you grateful for?" followed by "what culinary creations from your childhood can you remember?"

Two questions that are meaningless rubbish. There's been so many things happening in the world, and that's the best she can come up with. Dire.

 

[bazzam]

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she has escaped. here we go...

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Toffee finger]

Has she bought a book on conversation starters from one of those discounters or something?

Either that or a book on how to boost your social media engagement!

 

[bazzam]

The not SG is a very good eater (thankfully) I imagine she'd become 'frustratingly fussy' if I tried to feed her a constant diet of slop, cheap bacon, and bollock sausages though!

doesn't even get a decent meal at school. gets a packed lunch of smart price junk.

 

[Captainmouse]

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Oh I know, it just doesn’t fit her stories of her parents skipping meals to feed the kids.

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Who puts glass jars into a freezer?

 

[Begborrowsteal]

She's got a lovely #gifted pizza oven, why tf is she making muffin pizzas?

Youre being a bit mean. She's probably had to sell it as shes so poor.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

She was using foil trays to freeze stuff, ffs

 

[secretsu]

Um were we with the same person

Quite possibly, he was (and still is AFAIK) a serial dater and still firmly in the closet! Our break up was 20+ years ago, so why he decided a few years back to detail our breakup in a blog, god only knows!

Back on topic: Surely you can't store jam jars in the freezer, they would shatter?! EDIT: I see she's covered that, but it seems a bit of a risk?!

 

[Jelly Bean]

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duck me this is riveting stuff.

 

[Silver Linings]

Truly the era of Saint Jack is upon us. Praise Beans.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

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I can’t believe she’s once again acting like a £4 bus fare is too much for her.

Obviously we know about all the ridiculous things she can afford.
But also, If she genuinely has even one of the illnesses or neurodevelopmental conditions she claims to have, she would easily be eligible for a bus pass.