Jack Monroe #199 Just mind-bogglingly, gobsmackingly stupid

[JuliaGulia]

You!
I wanna take you to a salad bar!
I wanna take you to a salad bar!
I wanna take you to a salad bar, salad bar, salad bar!

Oh my god! I snorted

 

[lilamay]

Consider me Jackified!

Same, babe!

 

[Breakdance Badass]

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Jack my love, no thread titles until the end of the thread please.

End of the thread looming, great suggestion @Silver Linings

 

[kirkvanhouten]

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A relaxing evening with my magazine.... Ruined!!!!! ( Tbis week's "Closer")

4 DAYS IN ADVANCE

 

[Alansbigplate]

Red (corned beef) and yellow (stickers) and pink (cheap wet ham) and green (linguine)
Purple (unruly labia) and orange (hair) and blue (denim shirt)
I can sing Jack’s rainbow
Sing Jack’s rainbow
And it looks like poo

 

[JuliaGulia]

Same, babe!

Beautiful, Dear Heart!

 

[Silver Linings]

Shall I do the new thread?

 

[LennyBriscoe]

If i went on a date and they rocked up with that hair piece on their head, i think i would have to ask myself to leave.

Also loads of girls i went to school with that mindset. ( Classy) i think only about 3 actually had children to get a house the rest went on to futher education in the end, when they realised the silly ones had made a mistake.

Surely you’d hang around long enough for some of the world famous Harvester salad bar?? They’ve got tomatoes and cucumber and lettuce and pepper and coleslaw and pickles and carrots and spinach and beetroot and….

 

[Captainmouse]

Shall I do the new thread?

I’m still laughing at your avatar

 

[Alansbigplate]

Shall I do the new thread?

Woo 200!

 

[Silver Linings]

https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-200-yes-you-can-freeze-glass-jars.21690/ New thread