Jack Monroe #199 Just mind-bogglingly, gobsmackingly stupid

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ChickenPorridge said:
She bleached the fringe bit to a yellowy blonde during the days of the kitten, then silverised it and had the lovely braid you see before you. She also most certainly did not whiten her teeth or any other of that photoshoppy nonsense she knows nothing about, she just has a really good camera phone.
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….and those marvellous pink curtains. The light through those has a tendency to produce wonderfully flattering pics. Definitely not that photoshoppy nonense. No, nope, never that. Ever.
 
ThunderClapForCapers said:
There had clearly been tension earlier in the day.

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Going back to my long post on the previous thread. Either the furniture isn't 70kg and Jack did drag it up the stairs OR Jack did not drag it up the stairs because it is 70kg and she's not a champion lifter. I know which one is likely.

Revisiting the reverse rat tail hair this morning has made me very irritated for some reason.
 
discokebab said:
Going back to my long post on the previous thread. Either the furniture isn't 70kg and Jack did drag it up the stairs OR Jack did not drag it up the stairs because it is 70kg and she's not a champion lifter. I know which one is likely.

Revisiting the reverse rat tail hair this morning has made me very irritated for some reason.
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The thing is the even if it was 70kg dragging upstairs on your own is stupid. She could have hurt herself and been left until sb came back from his dads or someone came to call.
 
Lanie said:
The thing is the even if it was 70kg dragging upstairs on your own is stupid. She could have hurt herself and been left until sb came back from his dads or someone came to call.
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It's ridiculous looking at the size of her. I'm about Jack's height and I would say weight and I work out properly instead of telling everyone I do bicep curls with my cats. Wouldn't have a chance with a piece of furniture like that. Can just about shift a 70kg person but you can drag those and it's generally life or death.
 
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discokebab said:
Going back to my long post on the previous thread. Either the furniture isn't 70kg and Jack did drag it up the stairs OR Jack did not drag it up the stairs because it is 70kg and she's not a champion lifter. I know which one is likely.

Revisiting the reverse rat tail hair this morning has made me very irritated for some reason.
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My bookshelves weigh 36kg, and are 2m tall There is no way I could move two of them at the same time. She's full of tit. I live in an elevated house, the guys who delivered them carried the boxes one at each end, not one box each too.
 
secretsu said:
I had a similar experience and felt the same weird feeling about our relationship being used for "likes". My teenage ex is a writer who is slightly (in)famous in our local area. I found a blog detailing our breakup on his blog. It's weird how according to his blog, he came to this gradual realisation that our relationship was over and decided to end things. The way I remember it, was me finding him looking for gay hook-ups and my gay mates seeing him in a BDSM club 🤷‍♀️
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Um were we with the same person
 
I love how every picture of Jack looks completely different. In the last two pages alone we’ve had ‘clueless wannabe fashion blogger with 200 followers who posts a lot of pictures of their Starbucks cups’ and ‘middle aged woodworking teacher who is missing part of her little finger due to an accident with a lathe’. What look will we be blessed with next?
 
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