Jack Monroe #199 Just mind-bogglingly, gobsmackingly stupid

[Nottonightbabe]

I love it so much I'm shamelessly stealing the idea...we should all Jackify ourselves!

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[Silver Linings]

You!
I wanna take you to a salad bar!
I wanna take you to a salad bar!
I wanna take you to a salad bar, salad bar, salad bar!

 

[DinosaurSenior]

A relaxing evening with my magazine.... Ruined!!!!! ( Tbis week's "Closer")

 

[ThePowderMonkey]

Knock knock.

who’s there?

soap

 

[Boyo]

4. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because you got to keep the BAFTA.

 

[kachoochoo]

can't think of any jokes to add at this point and, try as I might, I can't put the kumquat hair on doge, but earlier this afternoon, I randomly remembered the taxi driver who allegedly dropped her off when delivering xmas gifts and I HOOTED out loud in public!

 

[Alansbigplate]

There was a place called five guys
Where you’d run to grab burgers and hot fries
In culinary parlance
It’s not too long distance
To leg it for Scotland’s best foodie surprise

 

[misshydrangea]

can't think of any jokes to add at this point and, try as I might, I can't put the kumquat hair on doge, but earlier this afternoon, I randomly remembered the taxi driver who allegedly dropped her off when delivering xmas gifts and I HOOTED out loud in public!

it’s there if the doge so desires

can't think of any jokes to add at this point and, try as I might, I can't put the kumquat hair on doge, but earlier this afternoon, I randomly remembered the taxi driver who allegedly dropped her off when delivering xmas gifts and I HOOTED out loud in public!

Dear heart, no pressure to use of course

 

[Orphan_Black]

I dunno why we're doing it, but, I wanted kumquat hair too Allison is distressed.

 

[kachoochoo]

it’s there if the doge so desires


Dear heart, no pressure to use of course

thankspaceyou!

I'm fully thread 200 ready now!

 

[MancBee]

I wish I knew how to do it. Marcus would look lovely in a kumquat do.

 

[misshydrangea]

I wish I knew how to do it. Marcus would look lovely in a kumquat do.

Stunning

 

[Silver Linings]

In honour of the Olympics.

 

[misshydrangea]

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In honour of the Olympics.

This is Olympic comedy GOLD

 

[MancBee]

Stunning

Mary Portas eat your heart out.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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In honour of the Olympics.

I’ve just hooted so hard I think I’ve cracked a rib x

 

[Readingismyhobby]

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings, but there was a blonde kumquat Jack. How she got these gigs is beyond me, Jack's idea of transgender is putting on a suit and swapping her Teresa May shoes for a chest binder.

I’m confused, why is JM saying she is transgender? Wearing those clothes and sitting with her legs apart does not make her transgender.
Plus, what the hell with the hair “style”!!

 

[Alansbigplate]

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In honour of the Olympics.

Now do we think Queenie weighs 97kgs?

 

[MancBee]

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In honour of the Olympics.

I'm on the train back from the hospital in London. I can't stop snorting. I'm getting funny looks.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Think I look rather snazzy