Jack Monroe #199 Just mind-bogglingly, gobsmackingly stupid

[Captainmouse]

You!
I wanna take you to a salad bar!
I wanna take you to a salad bar!
I wanna take you to a salad bar, salad bar, salad bar!

your avatar!

 

[Breakdance Badass]

Q: what do you call a Sex Pistol with a cold?
A: Hoarse Punk
(One for everyone here during DKL)

 

[HotesTilaire]

Knocknock
*scampers and hides, howls and claws at the floor”

 

[Captainmouse]

Knock knock.

who’s there?

soap

She definitely didn’t answer the door, her and soap are not acquainted

 

[Peeky_Mink]

Oh please oh please could someone do my hair? Thank you

 

[Captainmouse]

This is Olympic comedy GOLD

Can I join the kumquat queue please?

 

[misshydrangea]

Can I join the kumquat queue please?

It’s my pleasure

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

It’s my pleasure

This is definitely my favourite

 

[Captainmouse]

It’s my pleasure

Thank(space)you

 

[Flash123]

Can I join the kumquat queue please?

Can someone do mine for the occasion?

 

[Alansbigplate]

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hisses You’re on!!

 

[misshydrangea]

Oh please oh please could someone do my hair? Thank you

I couldn’t get your full pic Peeky - did my best with a smol pixie sized screenshot of your avatar

 

[JuliaGulia]

I love it so much I'm shamelessly stealing the idea...we should all Jackify ourselves!

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Consider me Jackified!

 

[misshydrangea]

Can someone do mine for the occasion?

You are so beautiful

 

[Toffee finger]

To the comedians, poets and kumquat hair photoshoppers

 

[Sideboard Bob]

I don’t have a cut and paste thing to hand so, I just drew mine on. If it’s good enough for Nigella’s garden...

 

[Flash123]

You are so beautiful

Bless you, dear heart x

 

[Breakdance Badass]

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jack’s wifi

 

[Alansbigplate]

Why did Jack cross the road?
Because she hasn’t got a Tesco nearby so she has to go to the Asdas OKAY

 

[Raver_Bear]

Knock knock
Who’s there?
The granola recipe