ChickenPorridge
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Oh god. Positive, caring, happy clappy, engagement-upping Jack is possibly the most disingenuous of all Jacks.
Why does this remind me of a Jack "recipe"?
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Can't even muster the energy to comment on her latest return.
Couldn’t agree more with what you’re saying. I absolutely loved Amy as a performer and I fully agree that a celebration of her genius would be far more of a tribute.They will say it will be a celebration of her life, but it will be a parade of people toadying around, making syrupy sweet comments. They will no doubt be analysing why she took to substance abuse, when the only person that really knows is no longer with us.
That's why I think this will be more along the lines of a procession of over sentimental people, waxing lyrical about their relationship with Amy. While truth be told, they were more than likely part of her problems. Let her lie in peace and appreciate the musical legacy she left behind.There's already been a successful documentary, titled Amy, it went in hard on the media and of course her dad objected to it because it was fairly harsh on him IIRC.
Oh god. Positive, caring, happy clappy, engagement-upping Jack is possibly the most disingenuous of all Jacks.
Amy was chewed up and spat out by the system. Her dad wanted her towork despite her battling addiction and her ed.Couldn’t agree more with what you’re saying. I absolutely loved Amy as a performer and I fully agree that a celebration of her genius would be far more of a tribute.
Also sickening that Jack has used this as an angle for engagement. No doubt we’ll get some more sad fishing on Twitter about her own battle with addiction. Yuck yuck yuck. Makes me feel like I’ve eaten a bowl of slop.
I’m not sure what would be worse. A tweet thread piggy backing off the whole thing (Let me tell you all the ways I am just like Amy Winehouse because of my Sainsbury’s value lager addiction. 1/262), or Jack doing a warbly, nasal cover version of one of her songs, trying to sound like her. My money is on Valerie.
Mavens! I think I have found out why she is quiet, she has a top secret gig, she is teaching Brooklyn beckham to cook!
Spotted this on another thread
I’m obsessed with Brooklyn Beckham’s ‘cooking’ videos - are they parody? So far we’ve had spicy tomato pasta (from a jar), a sausage sandwich and french toast.
It creeps me out but I can't put a finger on why. Sort of like the way cult leaders freak you out.
eta: i bet she either doesn't blink enough or blinks far too much
It creeps me out but I can't put a finger on why. Sort of like the way cult leaders freak you out.
eta: i bet she either doesn't blink enough or blinks far too much
I see the last person she interacted with on twitter brought up Dawn Butler, who said in parliament yesterday "It's funny that we get in trouble in this place for calling out the lie rather than the person lying." Anyhoo, reminded me of tattle but doubtless Jack won't see it that way.Jack'd be better watching the Belle Gibson doc instead
I agree. They have realised we have far more fun without them.I'm convinced Jack came back purely to harsh our collective mellow.
Pleeeeeeeeaaase? It can just be a pic of @ChickenPorridge avatar!Can we have a “o god, she’s back” emoji?
I feel like we counted blinks once, but maybe I was in a fugue state and I imagined it.It creeps me out but I can't put a finger on why. Sort of like the way cult leaders freak you out.
eta: i bet she either doesn't blink enough or blinks far too much