Jack Monroe #19 Is it a show? Miguel's not sure. I am Jack, hear me ROAR!

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Oh please please please can this be the start of lots of shelf/kitchenalia pictures. I'm exceptionally nosey. I will happily do mine, but I am mid pie making so have to clean up first.
That's a nope from me. Tedious circumstances mean I'm back living with the semi-hoarder mother, and the kitchen can only be described as 'stressful with a hint of gecko poo'

She did have the cheek the other day, whilst watching a home decorating show, to say she couldn't possibly cope with how cluttered they'd made the kitchen look, after they had put a fruit bowl the bench 😒
 
Mmmm. I love lemon meringue pie, but in this case I had some potatoes (new, fancy!) to use up so I'm making little cheese, bacon and potato pies for the weekend.
For when I'm over right? :sneaky:

I have a pie for you to make when you have time. My dad used to make it all the time when I was a kid. We would inhale it.
 
For when I'm over right? :sneaky:

I have a pie for you to make when you have time. My dad used to make it all the time when I was a kid. We would inhale it.

Yes, absolutely x

I love everything about the sound of that that pie, but especially the name.

FFS what in God's name is a 'squeaky' lunch? 🤬

Halloumi?

Well, we call it squeaky cheese anyway.
 
Everything in that kitchen looks so chaotic. The writing on the tiles (what’s that all about?), the rusty knives, the ceiling high shelves of... stuff. I imagine that “organisation” happened during one of her chaotic moments like the shed.
 
Oh please please please can this be the start of lots of shelf/kitchenalia pictures. I'm exceptionally nosey. I will happily do mine, but I am mid pie making so have to clean up first.
My kitchen is rather cluttered I'd say. Nothing like Jack's, hers looks claustrophobic with all that stuff looming over you. But mine is fairly small (though a decent size by mobile home standards) and it is very much a 'working room'. Well loved and used. I have a lot of condiments and spices that have to be out on display as there's nowhere else for them to go. I have quite a few gadgets but manage to squeeze most of those out of sight. Except for my beautiful KitchenAid - FANCY 😏
 
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Those knives look mighty worn for someone who only uses a bread knife.

As an aside, no wonder she is always "working". It would take me a couple of days a week to keep those open shelves clean, that kitchen is full of clutter.
Exactly. I like to see my stuff but I have glass-fronted wall cabinets for the china and glass, and base cabinets with pull out shelves for food storage and ugly equipment. I do like to have knives and small utensils on splashback rails for convenience and less losing in drawers though - two chefs as exes must have rubbed off!

I can't get over the bread knife tit. Things you definitely can't use a bread knife for with any ease:
Chopping garlic, ginger, chilli
Filleting fish
Carving a roast chicken
Thinly cutting carrots etc
Chopping herbs
Slicing steak
A cheese board
Deboning a chicken thigh

I could go on and on ...
I do have some bread knife love in that my bread knife is the one my parents received as a wedding present in 1946. It's a fantastic knife and still very sharp, but then neither my mother nor I have ever used for anything other than baked goods. 🙄
 
Of all her wierd cooking techniques - the not cooking onions properly is the one that I simply cannot understand. How the hell do they cook at all using the method she describes? I read somewhere that to do them justice you need to gently fry them for about 10 minutes. It shows such a fundamental lack of knowledge or interest in basic cooking to do what she advocates.

I was watching a repeat of Floyd On France a few weeks ago and he spent a good five minutes berating people who put onions into a cold pan!
 
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