Jack Monroe #183 Someone's fewmmin'

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HotesTilaire said:
Shan’t!
You asked for that Harry, now duck off and shag Hislop
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I laughed so hard my water came back out. In Scotland we would call you a mad shagger, sorry Harry.

There are more mentions of Marvel character Jack monroe than of the Southend slop slinger. I did find this though. Sounds like one if squigs donated to the kickstarter 🙁 if Jack wonders why she has detractors, she needs to read her wiki.

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Orphan_Black said:
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Isn't "vibe" one of my words? I seem to remember using it fairly frequently here over the past week or so. @Orphan_Black I really do get why you were spooked yesterday, but don't be, she hasn't an original thought in her head. She is like a plant absorbing nutrients by osmosis, she absorbs her words, expressions, her persona from here (and other places I am sure).
 
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MancBee said:
Isn't "vibe" one of my words? I seem to remember using it fairly frequently here over the past week or so. @Orphan_Black I really do get why you were spooked yesterday, but don't be, she hasn't an original thought in her head. She is like a plant absorbing nutrients by osmosis, she absorbs her words, expressions, her persona from here (and other places I am sure).
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There have been some truly egregious examples of her copying things from Tattle. What was that Russian word someone here used last year, that Jack chirped up with days later? That has to be top of the list.
 
Orphan_Black said:
It'll be someone involved with the drama earlier, she's probably done it deliberately to shame her.
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Hope you are feeling better today.❤
I woke up this morning thinking about you, and the impact Jack's behaviour has on people.
Which ultimately is why we all found here. Not because we are bullying ninnies but because something felt a bit off, nothing added up and how may of us thought "it must be me" , indeed how many still think that sometimes, or question whether or not we are being unfair etc.

It isn't and we are not.

Anything said on here pales into insignificance with the spite and bile that is her everyday existence.
 
MancBee said:
Isn't "vibe" one of my words? I seem to remember using it fairly frequently here over the past week or so. @Orphan_Black I really do get why you were spooked yesterday, but don't be, she hasn't an original thought in her head. She is like a plant absorbing nutrients by osmosis, she absorbs her words, expressions, her persona from here (and other places I am sure).
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Shame she hasn’t absorbed any meaning/context to go with them
 
LennyBriscoe said:
Why though 🤷🏻‍♀️ I thought his star had waned somewhat. Aside from what Jack hinted about him, he’s always given me the creeps. I’m wary of his motives.
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There’s a weird mix of celebs in this. It sounds as if it’s meant to be targeted at kids / gen z to get them into cooking - do children know or care who Ferne Cotton is? Russell Brand?

By no means criticising it but those names struck me as a bit odd tbh. Maybe there will be some more targeted at the parents, but even then having FC telling you to be happy and smile whilst she’s married to the son of a rolling stone so eternally minted is a bit of a toughie isn’t it 😬
 
LennyBriscoe said:
Why though 🤷🏻‍♀️ I thought his star had waned somewhat. Aside from what Jack hinted about him, he’s always given me the creeps. I’m wary of his motives.
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Russell Brand has made a career out of being what stupid people think a genius sounds like. I remember years ago, people being convinced he was going to lead some kind of political revolution? WTF?

This is one of the few times I'm with Jack (until she started following him again a week ago).
 
colouredlines said:
There have been some truly egregious examples of her copying things from Tattle. What was that Russian word someone here used last year, that Jack chirped up with days later? That has to be top of the list.
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I commented that the pubs in Scotland were open all day (at that time) but there hadn’t been a face to face AA meeting in months and she said it almost verbatim shortly after
 
MancBee said:
Isn't "vibe" one of my words? I seem to remember using it fairly frequently here over the past week or so. @Orphan_Black I really do get why you were spooked yesterday, but don't be, she hasn't an original thought in her head. She is like a plant absorbing nutrients by osmosis, she absorbs her words, expressions, her persona from here (and other places I am sure).
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Awh thank you. If it were anyone else I'd feel bad for them, but Jack is a twit, so I don't! (Hope you're feeling good today too)
Cack Slumrow said:
Hope you are feeling better today.❤
I woke up this morning thinking about you, and the impact Jack's behaviour has on people.
Which ultimately is why we all found here. Not because we are bullying ninnies but because something felt a bit off, nothing added up and how may of us thought "it must be me" , indeed how many still think that sometimes, or question whether or not we are being unfair etc.

It isn't and we are not.

Anything said on here pales into insignificance with the spite and bile that is her everyday existence.
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I am thank you! I fell down a little rabbit hole for a hot five minutes, I think the most distressing part was a 'voice' in my head was telling me I was actually Jack Monroe and I was telling them I don't wanna be Jack Monroe hahahaha. Honestly, having others saying they get it too was the key to pulling me back out.


Enough me-railing, lets get on with weekend chaos!!! Happy Friday, yo!♥

LennyBriscoe said:
I commented that the pubs in Scotland were open all day (at that time) but there hadn’t been a face to face AA meeting in months and she said it almost verbatim shortly after
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Someone mentioned 12 people in Bill's friend group yesterday, today Jack mentions a dozen people....
 
LennyBriscoe said:
Why though 🤷🏻‍♀️ I thought his star had waned somewhat. Aside from what Jack hinted about him, he’s always given me the creeps. I’m wary of his motives.
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colouredlines said:
Russell Brand has made a career out of being what stupid people think a genius sounds like. I remember years ago, people being convinced he was going to lead some kind of political revolution? WTF?

This is one of the few times I'm with Jack (until she started following him again a week ago).
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Cookiecookie said:
He gives off deeply unpleasant vibes. Never looks clean either, not someone I'd want hanging around me or my food tbh
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You three are perfect examples of why I feel so at home here. Back when Russell Brand was popular, I felt so out of step. I couldn't stand him, thought he was creepy and as funny as a dose of clap. I couldn't understand his appeal and wondered why people didn't see him the way I saw him.

I didn't like the way he used his previous drug use as a personality trait. In the early days he used it as a central part of his comedy act. Monetising it, and almost glamourising it in a strange sort of way. "Look at me, I've been a drug addict and it's given me a unique take on life"

But obviously there were people like me...and I have finally found you all.
 
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