Jack Monroe #181 Time flies when you’re judging slop

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Seriously tho, how it it possible to be *this* irritating?

It's years since I read a paper copy of The Observer, but from the website it looks like they published the 20th anniversary edition of the monthly Food magazine without mentioning Jack once. They went through their greatest hits, including THAT MAN and his activism :ROFLMAO: but no Jack, and I'm sure they had a feature about her when she was flavour of the month at The Guardian. I think this is why Jack is hyper today, and all over poor Jay Rayner (he didn't mention her either in his article about cookbooks :ROFLMAO: ).
 
It's years since I read a paper copy of The Observer, but from the website it looks like they published the 20th anniversary edition of the monthly Food magazine without mentioning Jack once. They went through their greatest hits, including THAT MAN and his activism :ROFLMAO: but no Jack, and I'm sure they had a feature about her when she was flavour of the month at The Guardian. I think this is why Jack is hyper today, and all over poor Jay Rayner (he didn't mention her either in his article about cookbooks :ROFLMAO: ).
Oh this is hilarious, given that Jack was the recipient of 'Best Food Personality' at the Observer Food Monthly Awards in 2018.

 
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Further to @Silver Linings tiger bread receipt, I think it says it all about Jack’s own cooking that their default position was to assume the squiggle had made something *inedible*
 
Whilst I am not a massive Jay Rayner fan (was more than a little in love with AA Gill and Jay just seems, in my opinion, a little like a pound shop version) he certainly is passionate and definitely knows his stuff. So, I am pleased he did not deign to try and make any of Jacks clapped together nonsense into some sort of article. The ego is already insanely massive. To be in the same series of articles as Nigella and Nigel Slater would truly stink!
 
The more I look at the Business Elf photo, the more I can't work out what's going on. That's a child size table, that's skirting board just behind it, and if Jack stood up, it would only be up to their knees. Yet, Jack is sitting on a swivel office chair, you can see the legs and part of the seat. One of Jack's leg is under the child table, the other looks like it is coming forward towards the camera (look how the jacket is sitting), are they holding up/taking photo with their arthritic foot?

We've not had any blue kitchen shots for ages, is it grubby and grease ridden already, Jack?
 
They are all at it again.

“Here is a list, of which most of the things will apply to every person on earth in some way. But, Autism -innit. Also - Please buy me a coffee and did I mention my Patreon with over FIFTY articles!”

Knobs - every last one of them.

Time for me to enjoy some sunshine.
 

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