Jack Monroe #179 Emotionally charged and ends with the threat of a lawyer

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I'd never make stock in a slow cooker because they don't heat to the intensity you need to boil a stock at. However the aroma of a pot of real chicken or beef stock, redolent with herbs and infused with flavour-full ingredients of carrot, swede, celery and onion is my idea of Nirvana. My "worst nightmare" would be serving my family and friends up a soup or casserole made with an Oxo cube or a sauce created from a chemical cocktail of artificial colourings and flavourings in the form of those disgusting gravy granules. Like I was some chavvy Come Dine With Me contestant from Basildon.
You know you aren't on mumsnet, right?
 
Grunking but a friend into am dram has just rolled her eyes and called Jack the 'Norma Desmond' of Twitter. 😄😄😄
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Morning All,

Just what I needed to see after breakfast...

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I actually feel a bit sorry for the Del Monte people, having to write a caption for these highly unappealing buns.
“Fluffy”?? FFS. Do they not realise there’s an actual photo which makes it very clear that these monstrosities are not fluffy at all.
They look dry as sawdust and as dense as a rock.
And where’s the “thick icing”?
 
I actually feel a bit sorry for the Del Monte people, having to write a caption for these highly unappealing buns.
“Fluffy”?? FFS. Do they not realise there’s an actual photo which makes it very clear that these monstrosities are not fluffy at all.
They look dry as sawdust and as dense as a rock.
And where’s the “thick icing”?
I wonder where they get the photo from? does jack send them or does some poor del monte employee have to suffer through her awful recipes?!
 
Has Jack changed their bio to include non-binary? And pronouns are now only they/them? View attachment 530353 q
No longer she/her or they/them then.

I guess I now should write 'wonder why they are such a twit'. Fine, I can do that.

that's made me realise that next year, in european size at least, my age + shoe size are the same! :oops:

on topic, jack is, as ever, a twit!
I've just realised why I've never understood that saying. #EuroFrau #EveryDayIsASchoolDay
 
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Sorry for the tl;dr but if you read the full thing it’s v interesting how the actor cites his recovery as the reason he can make this apology and renounce his life’s work (for lack of a better word, obviously it’s awful). This is why so many of us seriously doubt Jack’s claims, if they were well they simply wouldn’t be able to make money on a fabricated origins story.
 
The frequency with which she changes her Twitter bio is fascinating. It really illustrates her level of self obsession and how important she thinks it is.
I think it shows how little she actually knows herself. As my mum said she's more faces) personalities than the town clock.

She will never be happy or content unless she finds out who she actually is/ wants to be. It's not healthy to change yourself this much, ironically she changes her pronouns etc but never removes the head in her.
 
She's lost all her capital letters as well.

Been looking up Popcorn Salad recipes by any chance?

(Molly Yeh, a cook who has a show on Food Network, doesn't use upper case letters on her website. Yeh, I'm judging this).

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Makes some nice things, but then there's stuff that just appeals to ED triggery Greedy Goblins like this

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I suspect a bit of common, garden or only from a specialist supplier plagiarism is in the offing.
 
Been looking up Popcorn Salad recipes by any chance?

(Molly Yeh, a cook who has a show on Food Network, doesn't use upper case letters on her website. Yeh, I'm judging this).

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Makes some nice things, but then there's stuff that just appeals to ED triggery Greedy Goblins like this

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I suspect a bit of common, garden or only from a specialist supplier plagiarism is in the offing.
Is that Yorkshire pudding with sprinkles?
 
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