Jack Monroe #168 Darling, bit gauche

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The lock story also exposes another lie.

The kitten was locked in the bathroom at night. People said this was cruel. Then Jack changed the story: the bathroom door was in fact open, so the kitten could make it into Jack's room and climb into her bed (probably impossible, given her disabilities)
 
What a Grunka that was, so much to take in.

Dying at the Scottish Squiggle telling her what's what re turnips. I shan't get in to what is classed as a turnip here because it's boring and pointless. Soooo Jack-esque.

Some cats are polydactyl, it's a trait somewhat common in Maine Coons (sadly none in Australia ) but they don't get super door opening powers just cos they got extra tootsies.

Many happy returns to all the birthday Frau und Frauen! You guys are the breast.
 
Dogmuck said:
Happy birthday 🥳 all you birthday bastards - have a great day.

People I cannot find Kirsty, I’m pretty sure I was following her and now nothing. I’ve tried to find her but to no avail- with that said I’m tit on Twitter. Has she done a Jack?
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I think Kirsty (and one of her colleagues) regularity suspend their accounts over weekends so as to have a proper break with their family/child etc.
 
OhHeck said:
Does Jack have a magical cat that can open doors by the handle? Why is a bolt required for cat-proofing? Is this a thing cats do? Have I grown up unaware that this is a cat thing? I am a dog person and to keep him out of rooms I do that radical thing of shutting the doors in my house (rented) which has worked a treat for the last 9 years. Nary a bolt in sight.

ETA: Snap @PoorPatrol!
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OhHeck said:
Does Jack have a magical cat that can open doors by the handle? Why is a bolt required for cat-proofing? Is this a thing cats do? Have I grown up unaware that this is a cat thing? I am a dog person and to keep him out of rooms I do that radical thing of shutting the doors in my house (rented) which has worked a treat for the last 9 years. Nary a bolt in sight.

ETA: Snap @PoorPatrol!
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My cat knows how to open door handles! He leaps at them and hangs off them by his front paws until his weight pulls them down.
 
PoorPatrol said:
She’s said before that her son is almost taller than her. Also, we’ve seen all her stupid (rented) doors, I don’t remember any mendacious locks on them. Also, what’s the point, would you not just pull a door closed at night? Cats don’t have opposable thumbs.... or is Cooper diagnosed as gifted & talented?
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Cats don't work like that. They either find an open window, or wait until you open a door, then slide in when you aren't looking.
 
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