Jack Monroe #168 Darling, bit gauche

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colouredlines said:
Now Smolbots has written a long thread asking people not to argue about turnips vs swedes and claiming that US English and British English are "two languages" (they're not). I agree with his general point - arguments about "if you pronounce scone differently from me, you're an idiot" are so very dull - but I also want him to STFU, and he is not nearly as clever as he thinks he is.

Also, Turnipbot is NOT A ROBOT.
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I was mildly impressed he dared disagree with Jack, and that this seems to be aimed at her as much as the others. It will be interesting to see if she turns on him now.

ETA: given her history I can’t blame him for not @ing her directly to call her out with the stop arguing.

Also it will be fun to see if Kirsty is still in Jack’s list of followers when they update...
 
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Brian Butterfield said:
Happy 40th lovely @Malkiavelli! I baked you a cake specially. Welcome to your next decade my fellow Aries ♈ Frau. 40s aren’t so bad, embrace them! I hope you have a wonderful day

And a very happy birthday to your mum @blurstoftimes. Xx

If you could please keep the chaos to a minimum today, Jack. I’m actually going to be quite BUSY.

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Happy birthday to you all 💕🍰🍸Mr SM has a very large birthday this week (70)! and is not looking forward to it. Think he’s secretly relieved that we can’t have the full on party I was planning.
 
Brian Butterfield said:
Happy 40th lovely @Malkiavelli! I baked you a cake specially. Welcome to your next decade my fellow Aries ♈ Frau. 40s aren’t so bad, embrace them! I hope you have a wonderful day

And a very happy birthday to your mum @blurstoftimes. Xx

If you could please keep the chaos to a minimum today, Jack. I’m actually going to be quite BUSY.

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Aw this is lovely but i hope it's not my mum's birthday today 😂 i think maybe that was another frau!

Happy birthday to all you wonderful Aries ❤️❤️❤️
 
Whaa? said:
Normal service resumed. All followers are back. Another conspiracy theory bites the dust.

I have another one though. She has put up the turnip pictures so she has an amusing food related anecdote for her debate today. Can I have a bingo card please?
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Yessss, I think you’ve got it!

She’ll be all ‘yah, I mean, my Twitter is so contentiously lurid, I was attacked and received death threats via DM, I had to delete my account the abuse was so horrific - over a turnip, for goodness sake!’

***(Read in mega-nasal whine, pls)
 
Saint_clemmie said:
Also what is adult height? Isn’t she 5ft 1?
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She’s said before that her son is almost taller than her. Also, we’ve seen all her stupid (rented) doors, I don’t remember any mendacious locks on them. Also, what’s the point, would you not just pull a door closed at night? Cats don’t have opposable thumbs.... or is Cooper diagnosed as gifted & talented?
 
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