Jack Monroe #162 She slightly undercooked her pasta and lost her slot

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Ladderedtights said:
This is the epitome of the life of Riley for me. Unless she was getting up at the arsecrack of dawn...who is this aimed towards? Ithis her ideal demographic? I’m a stay at home Mum and microwave porridge is a godsend! I wish I had the luxury of time and sanity to make it from scratch.

Urgh, sorry for mini rant. Think my funk is easing but might need to watch a sweary episode of Thick of It when small child goes to sleep.

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This was her weird performative lovebomb phase. Note the one on the left, 2nd row from the bottom - it features an image of Sophie, Louisa Compton's childhood dog.
 
Ladderedtights said:
This is the epitome of the life of Riley for me. Unless she was getting up at the arsecrack of dawn...who is this aimed towards? Ithis her ideal demographic? I’m a stay at home Mum and microwave porridge is a godsend! I wish I had the luxury of time and sanity to make it from scratch.

Urgh, sorry for mini rant. Think my funk is easing but might need to watch a sweary episode of Thick of It when small child goes to sleep.

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Siri show me an example of love bombing.
 
Animal or mineral?

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traumatised sideboard said:
I never realised before how much she cups her bowls. In that sample there are only two un-cupped bowls which gives a cupping value of almost 90%. There is an accompanying appetisement factor of zero but at this stage it is unclear whether there is a direct correlation between the two. Huge if true, this could be an important breakthrough at the Jackademy of Mathematics.
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Could this be the reason she uses the Pythagorus Theorem on a daily basis 📐🤔
 
boysinthehood said:
I see she caught up with Richard's Twitter feed this morning to pretend this was her "hot take". You can guarantee she'll retweet this as a "told you so" if Morgan does go to GB News. twit.
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She genuinely doesn’t seem to realise that everyone reading her tweets is also on Twitter and will have seen people talking about “her” hot takes for hours before she’s caught up and tweeted them. It’s so odd.
 
I haven't told you about my teeth, chair or daffodil situation (mainly for fear of 🔺), but here's a tally of my drinks so far
2 glasses of water (600 ml total)
2 cups of coffee (400 ml total)
3 cups of herbal tea (900 ml)

I'll have another glass of water with dinner and maybe a bottle of peroni later.

Total volume of liquids: 2.3 to 2.6 liters.
Total volume of liquids from slow cooker: 0 liters
 
Lumpyspaceprincess said:
I’m staying if we can count random things - teeth, chairs, tins...

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Being harassed online = googling my name and look up negative comments.

Do you think Tom Cruise says, I’m not making another Mission Impossible movie because there are threads online about me supposedly sticking fish up my bum. Err no (also I don’t think Scientologists are allowed on the internet so Jack should join).
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Look let's face it she's workshy. And given the choice between getting good at something, doing a job well and getting rewarded for it she will always choose flunking or mallingering and then blaming someone else. So in a way we are now her perfect alibi.

FFS. A cook who cannot boil some pasta for a pretty plum tv spot. Yet she's lashing out and resentful that she was "dropped".
 
Ladderedtights said:
This is the epitome of the life of Riley for me. Unless she was getting up at the arsecrack of dawn...who is this aimed towards? Ithis her ideal demographic? I’m a stay at home Mum and microwave porridge is a godsend! I wish I had the luxury of time and sanity to make it from scratch.

Urgh, sorry for mini rant. Think my funk is easing but might need to watch a sweary episode of Thick of It when small child goes to sleep.

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Wtf is the blue stuff? If it’s paint, it hasn’t been mixed properly 🙄
 
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