Jack Monroe #162 She slightly undercooked her pasta and lost her slot

[Begborrowsteal]

Krish, mate.

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Is it the colour on my screen or is that a brown hand!?

 

[Ellabella]

Not at all, you haven’t and I’m not remotely offended. I genuinely wasn’t aware of the rule, so thank(space)you for letting me know. I have told myself to absolutely get to duck, and am rinsing some miscellaneous tinned stuff as penance

I didn't know of the 500 rule either, and I've been here yonks! Sorry guys, noted.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I see she caught up with Richard's Twitter feed this morning to pretend this was her "hot take". You can guarantee she'll retweet this as a "told you so" if Morgan does go to GB News. twit.

I know she always does some cringe inducing things, but the retweeting herself is one of the worst!

Fine if she was bumping up something important but it's never that, it's always her smugly retweeting something she's said that she thinks makes her look amazingly smart. So embarrassing!

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Perhaps she wants to make her own fizzy lifting drinks. We all know how much she loves Rohl Dahl's?!

With the amount of beans, pulses and eggs those slow cookers endure, I would imagine she's got that sorted

 

[Cack Slumrow]

I like your avatar, Agnes was the queen of sardonic put downs. It's a pity she can't dish out a few to Jack.

Thank (space) you. Agreed!
I changed it as my first one gave me the heebie jeebies everytime I saw it.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Oh my god. The smoothie bowl phase was awful. Weird, really weird and awful. Remember how she would caption them with oddly passive aggressive messages about how she wasn't eating but was getting up at all hours to bleeping make these for Louisa. Genuinely uncomfortable period of posting. Just looking at them altogether like that makes me feel uneasy

 

[EllaEm87]

For someone who expects to be Quote retweeted for every startling point she makes so she’s involved and gets the head pats, she’s sure great at plagiarising others ideas and passing them as her own...

 

[Boyo]

Could this be the reason she uses the Pythagorus Theorem on a daily basis

We never did get told why, did we? Oh, hang on, of course, it was all performative bullshit, wasn’t it.

Wtf is the blue stuff? If it’s paint, it hasn’t been mixed properly

Avatar-horse jizz? So many uses.

 

[Scarletfever]

Omg guys she's doing an instagram live on 16 March for Del Monte!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Omg guys she's doing an instagram live on 16 March for Del Monte!

Diary.

Cleared.

(diary consists of being on here so )

 

[Captainmouse]

Omg guys she's doing an instagram live on 16 March for Del Monte!

What time? When? can we tattle along? Can you use a viewer?

 

[Emmapism]

Omg guys she's doing an instagram live on 16 March for Del Monte!

How can we watch without giving them the viewing figures though

 

[Scarletfever]

What time? When? can we tattle along? Can you use a viewer?

6pm. She is making pineapple chicken. Not sure if you can use a viewer?

 

[Walkdengirl]

Krish, mate.

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No Jack, you lost out on TV presenting work because you were so rubbish and somewhat unprofessional.

As we have said for months set up a YouTube channel

 

[Mitzymooface]

6pm. She is making pineapple chicken. Not sure if you can use a viewer?

Upside down pineapple chicken I’m in!

 

[Veronicaaa]

Omg guys she's doing an instagram live on 16 March for Del Monte!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Upside down pineapple chicken I’m in!

What is that?

A riff on upside down pineapple cake? But how does that work with chicken?

 

[Silver Linings]

What is that?

A riff on upside down pineapple cake? But how does that work with chicken?

Jack will be upside down.

 

[Veronicaaa]

I'm sure it will be drastically different from this, because Jack's a creative genius brimming with originality AS WE KNOW!

Upside Down Pineapple Chicken Thighs | Mantitlement

These Upside Down Pineapple Chicken Thighs are simmered in a sweet and mildly spicy sauce that's so good you won't want to leave any behind!

www.mantitlement.com

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I'm sure it will be drastically different from this, because Jack's a creative genius brimming with originality AS WE KNOW!

Upside Down Pineapple Chicken Thighs | Mantitlement

These Upside Down Pineapple Chicken Thighs are simmered in a sweet and mildly spicy sauce that's so good you won't want to leave any behind!

www.mantitlement.com

Good shout! Although she missed a trick as there is a recipe for pineapple upside down sausage stuffing.

With a cherry on top.