Orphan_Black
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The thought of slow cooker tea is genuinely making me queasy
Just think of all the eggs bobbing about in it!
The thought of slow cooker tea is genuinely making me queasy
How many steps a day was it? 25 thousand?
That’s her USP, right there.How the hell does she manage to make Slop DRY?!
Which slow cooker will you be using? Splitting across 7 of them? Just using 1? Or in all of the tri bowl slow cooker? Will self pity turn sour if mixed in with remnants of the soap/bubble bath?I can't choose just one so I will pop them all in to the slow cooker with some tinned passionfuit and a pinch of self pity.
The thought of slow cooker tea is genuinely making me queasy
Excuse various typosI'm not a massive TV cooking viewer but I watched the daily kitchen lives on the back of these threads and the contrast between Jack and all the other guest cooks/chefs was huge.
There's really no screen presence at all when not relating the really old story of the time she couldn't get childcare and was poor.
I fully sympathise with her original story, I have struggled with working and single parenting due to my exes shift pattern. I also know many mums (it's *almost* always mum's) who've had to leave decent jobs or down grade their journey on the career ladder because of lack of wraparound affordable childcare. I still find it very difficult now and I have so many friends who apply for every school job going in the hope of getting term time only work.
Childcare is a genuine and massive issue for those of us who don't have a supportive family or friends network.
Seriously, Activist Jack would be better off beating the childcare / excessive school holidays drum than persevering with the slop battle.
It's not as attractive or glamorous as being an angry wannabe TV chef but she genuinely has lived experience with this and its a subject that massively impacts working families across the board.
She would likely get a lot more kudos tackling an important subject and using her platform to champion a real cause rather than slating Jamie oliver or trying to wedge her way into the piers Morgan mess.
Jack's hero along with Thatcher and the Queen. I know he is seen as a hero of WW2 but he was a racist war mongerer and Jack would probably write him a thank you letter for being PM.View attachment 475832 q
This was posted by Piers today. Perfect for Jack and every other narcissist on social media. Like my sister!
My tradies use more respectable language than this
IF she was an equine, she wouldn’t be a racehorse, a pure thoroughbred, she would be a sh*tland
I’m staying if we can count random things - teeth, chairs, tins...If Jack stops grifting and stops the Patreon and stays off socials for good we can turn this into a Nadiya rave thread
Tea also stains and taints, god knows what the slow cookers are likeI am known as a constant tea drinker but I would a) not drink that much in such a short period and b) would not go near slow cooker tea after the first 30 mins or so. Tea doesn't do so well being reheated (I'd rather drink it cold) so I cannot imagine the foulness of Jack's concoction.
You’re a better man than I am gunga din, braveNo wonder she is constantly going off for a piss and a sandwich. 3 and a half litres?! Slow cooker tea must be disgusting I’m almost tempted to try it to see just how bad it is!
I know, I can’t imagine a more horrendous thing. Those of us of a certain age can still remember the tea urn. She can’t have any taste buds.The thought of slow cooker tea is genuinely making me queasy