Jack Monroe #162 She slightly undercooked her pasta and lost her slot

[Captainmouse]

Jack will be upside down.

Hanging like a bat

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

It will be the same as the Hellman's tit show when it was mainly us that watched.

Shall we start thinking what questions we can ask?

This is so exciting. Can we just take a moment to realise how exciting this is.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Soz for going slightly off the current Mel Donte fervour. Could someone more experienced direct me to the Helmans threads? Thank (space) you x

go on her Instagram and click on the lockdown larder button at the top. Then cringe yourself to death...

This is so exciting. Can we just take a moment to realise how exciting this is.

I’m giddy.

 

[Captainmouse]

I love how they say she’ll be “responding to your questions“, like they can’t promise she’ll actually answer any questions.

She'll probably snark

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Hanging like a bat

I wouldn’t make her any less competent (cos she’s not).

 

[Captainmouse]

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Who dat? are they related?

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Jack will be upside down.

 

[holliebollie]

I do hope she will accidentally (softly, gently ) conquer her fears ready for the Del Monte slot.
That Facetune If only she had them in the Pov time- no need for lightbulbs with those glowing peepers!

 

[Debarkle]

We need to make a bingo board!
How late will she be?
Will there be someone talking in her ear?
Will she drop an AirPod in her mixing bowl?
Will she put something in the oven and then never show the finished results?
How long will the longest on-air silence be? Will there be a guest who will take over to hide how uncomfortable it is?

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Diary cleared out for 6pm. Can’t wait til the Insta starts with a close-up of her face mumbling “how do you.... pin a comment?”

 

[I steal names]

Pineapple upside down chicken.

Sounds gross. I am excited!

(Wish I could find thise gleeful pictures of her after her triumphant finale of the Hellmann's shitshow).

 

[Harrybosch]

I peaked with my tattle-along during her Hellmann's years. I felt like a journo breaking news to a handful of Frauen who weren't on Insta or couldn't bear the first hand cringe.

I hope we get a healthy dose of eye of Sauron, denim back, view into her garden and ear buds in soup. It's what Viv would have wanted.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Omg guys she's doing an instagram live on 16 March for Del Monte!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Scenes in the Tunnel household rn.

 

[EddieBeds]

Diary.

Cleared.

(diary consists of being on here so )

*whispers* you could ask for a pineapple granola recipe if she does a Q&A at the end?

 

[kachoochoo]

for posterity's sake, here's the first result when you google upside down pineapple chicken. I mean, it sounds horrific, I wouldn't eat it and obviously these type of photos are heavily edited, but it's a thing and let's keep it in mind till next tuesday for a compare and contrast

 

[Vroo]

Good shout! Although she missed a trick as there is a recipe for pineapple upside down sausage stuffing.

With a cherry on top.

The only fruit salad cherry of course

 

[Hollaaa]

For once I do hope something is brown


I bet it's not.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

The spontaneous outbreak of euphoria amongst the cabal is just wonderful!

 

[Pocahontas]

Pineapple upside down chicken.

Sounds gross. I am excited!

(Wish I could find thise gleeful pictures of her after her triumphant finale of the Hellmann's shitshow).

Never forget.