Jack Monroe #161 Jack Monroe is away, yo

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Bombastic said:
Right folks. I have spent 2.5 hours in a bath and I'm trying to redeem myself by cooking the fam roast, seeing it's Sunday and all. Hit me up with your best tricks. Serious propositions only 🤷🙄👀
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A la cackie’s Christmas Daily express menu, bake your Yorkshires at 180c for 15 minutes only, then watch and weep as the pale little batters rise and fall into sad, anemic discs of disappointment and despair. Proceed to opening a pack of Aunt Bessies ready done and claim them as your own. 🥴

People-huv-tae-know said:
Ooh the Meghan and Harry threads are a ride! I dipped my toe in when I first joined tattle and back then it was non stop criticism of Meghan and the threads were dominated by certain members who were characters to say the least. I don't know what the truth is behind the royal stuff but I do wonder if they left because Andrew is a n.
Back on topic Jack is an attention seeking peacock or peacunt with those labels on the donated tins.
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I’ve been over there as well. I’ve long thought Meghan is a raging Narc and there are certain similarities between her behaviour and Cack’s. Both are desperate to be seen as perpetual victims, always surrounded by drama (mostly of their own making). I’ve watched a few YT videos by Dr Ramani regarding the different types of narcissist. It’s a fascinating, yet terrifying subject to delve into. At a guess, based purely on her own words and output, I’d say Cack resembles a communal narc, and Meg a grandiose type.
Disclaimer: Purely my own speculation m’lud.
 
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I've found an unused pic from the GQ school kitchen shoot...
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Alansbigplate said:
Just added a bloody shedload of reface gifs to the wiki to clear my phone out. What a way to have spent a pandemic 😱
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Amazing
I like the early refaces for their simplicity, but I love the newer ones with writing and pictures on, there’s an extra layer of hilarity. But your screenshots of texts and WhatsApp’s are also simple and hysterical. Truly, it is the lord’s work. I wish I could give you a marker pen, or something of equivalent value.

I just looked and I’m booting up a lung at your body of work.
Joey tribianni trifle rules
 
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traumatised sideboard said:
If she is triangulating us she'll be at it a while if there are over 500 of us. I hope when she gets round to me she brings me a luxury item as a present, preferably some expensive curtains she hasn't measured up for or an Emin I can hang in my bathroom🤞

My fav gif is the Kylie/sloth lunch lady, it just speaks to me on another level, you know?
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Poll on previous thread put us over 600, there are those on a grunk who weren’t able to vote, plus lots of newbies who have just landed. She will actually have to work! All Dino naps cancelled
 
I found tattle I think it was after FOD’s international women’s day paid post, I then fell down a rabbit hole about him and his wife and her being outed as a tattler, I then somehow switched to the Ingham thread but would keep seeing mentions of the Jack Monroe thread, I think around the time dkl started and someone saying how fast moving these threads were so I was intrigued, I had heard of her and now when I think on it I watched dkl and just kept wishing she’d cook solid food and why was she so twitchy I then came to here and had my eyes opened. Never really looked at any of the other threads again! I have been grunking on an almost permanent basis! It just reminded me when I saw international women’s day was yesterday and it shocked me that it’s been a year! Love reading here but I don’t read books anymore! I should probably use this quiet time to squeeze a book in! I have learnt so much about many different subjects from all you clever frau’s it’s been brilliant in that respect!
 
It's hard to avoid any news about the Mehan and Harry interview isn't it?

Nothing surprises me though. Not that a celebrity would be narcisistic or be in it for the attention/money, or that the Royal Family are racist (the whole principle of monarchies being you'r not voted into a position of power or get there through your accomplishments, but you are bestowed the wealth and power because of your bloodline/genetics - an insane nation in the year 2021 if you ask me).

They can all get in the bin if it was up to me 🤷‍♀️
 
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When will this end?
This separation
Of sorts.
Each minute
Feels like a day.
I yearn to know
What you do
In your space,
In your mind.
I am febrile
With this
Enforced absence.
This cannot
Be
Endured much
Longer.

ETA this poem may or may not have been brought to you from a house where coffee has been spilt over a mattress, duvet, mattress protector and duvet cover.
 
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