Jack Monroe #159 HarperCollins responded by saying the tweets were factually inaccurate

[lalalanded]

Am I right in assuming that her assistant is paid less than £10,000 per annum? So Jack is claiming 80% of £10,000 or less? What a bloody tight arse!

 

[EllaEm87]

Am I right in assuming that her assistant is paid less than £10,000 per annum? So Jack is claiming 80% of £10,000 or less? What a bloody tight arse!

Looks that way, doesn’t it!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Fever - Covid Jack
Frozen - Jack with her three freezers
Thief Of Hearts - but it’s about Louisa Compton and the Brexit Tins
Burning Up - Jack catching her hair on fire
Like A Prayer - Greenbelt “pray for me“ Jack
Material Girl - Jack in the endless material world that is the rug of nightmares

(I know these are songs and not versions of Madonna, but it was fun!)

Holiday- her whole life
Express yourself- I just feel like shit photo to Rish mate
Hung up- on us all the time
Who’s that girl- every time FaceTune comes out to play

I could be here all day and there are one or two that are too close for comfort and given today’s tweets I decided they were best not to post.

 

[Lanie]

Looks that way, doesn’t it!

Don't forget through she only pays herself the minium wage or something.

 

[Fruitjack]

Looks that way, doesn’t it!

No, it's just for December (look at the column heading)

I was confused because it should have been much more for where I work, but all the furloughed people were back in then, so it makes sense

 

[EllaEm87]

Don't forget through she only pays herself the minium wage or something.

National living wage! The rest goes into the piggy bank for the forever home sooooo poor. Obviously CotH is only paid a part time wage if it’s less than 10k.

No, it's just for December (look at the column heading)

Woaaaah. So she’s still earning the wage from the patreon but claiming it back anyway? What a tidy lil profit.

 

[Peeky_Mink]

Oh oh, on a Grunk, apologies if this has already been discussed, so are we saying Joe Le Taxi from the early hours of this morning, was, in fact, Jack Le Taxi?

My thoughts were either (in order of likelihood):
Jack Le Taxi
Caroline-hands Le Taxi
Louisa Compton (Head of News and Current Affairs and Sport at Channel 4/Brexit tin burglar) Le Taxi
Mulholland Drive/Bezolabub

Very interesting to read about the furlough.

 

[Lanie]

I don't that much about furlough I must admit. I try not to muck about with the tax people because they don't hold back when you owe him cash. I like to stay on the right side of the tax man.

 

[Veronicaaa]

I don't that much about furlough I must admit. I try not to be it muck about with the tax people because they don't hold back when you owe him cash. I like to stay on the right side of the tax man.

Don't worry, Jack can just tell the tax man she's just a lil smol pixie with ADHD and all will be forgiven, I'm sure.

 

[Emmapism]

Ah the thing that really grates my mushrooms is that she invites accusations of fraud by lying about things in order to poor fish.

What could be a perfectly legit furlough because of childcare issues/shielding BECOMES potential fraud because she has lied about paying Caroline out of her own pocket to encourage Patreon donations.

Same thing with GoHenry. The card may have been in SBs name but because she had openly said she pretended to be 9 and has gone on and on about using the card, claims are raised.

Stop lyyyyyying you demented arsewipe!

 

[moosesauna]

Holiday- her whole life
Express yourself- I just feel like shit photo to Rish mate
Hung up- on us all the time
Who’s that girl- every time FaceTune comes out to play

I could be here all day and there are one or two that are too close for comfort and given today’s tweets I decided they were best not to post.

Papa don't preach - about your foster kids

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Also, the thing with wages is that any salaries you pay are tax-deductible so it will come off her corporation tax bill. It's a good business expense to have.

Along with all the other company expenses I'm sure she puts through - food, sideboards, china, cutlery, make-up, clothes, stationery, etc she could actually end up paying barely any tax.

 

[colouredlines]

Also, the thing with wages is that any salaries you pay are tax-deductible so it will come off her corporation tax bill. It's a good business expense to have.

Along with all the other company expenses I'm sure she puts through - food, sideboards, china, cutlery, make-up, clothes, stationery, etc she could actually end up paying barely any tax.

Don't forget that she presumably claims for the drawer of cocks too, or this tweet makes no sense:

 

[Sideboard Bob]

There's also pirate eyepatch Jack.

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It gets worse, double demin Madonna, all up in her niche.
Her own record label is called MAVERICK!
Madge has ONE chair.

 

[Falkor]

Apologies if it's not OK to post this (although it's all public records) but I found this... View attachment 466601 q

That was an automatic process started by Companies House because the accounts weren't filed on time. It'll be interesting to see if she gets another one this year, they've just reinstated automatic strike-offs after suspending them for a bit due to Covid.

 

[Veronicaaa]

It gets worse, double demin Madonna, all up in her niche.
Her own record label is called MAVERICK!
Madge has ONE chair.
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I like how she's been caught here, on a 4 mile journey home after finding the chair in a skip, a la Jack.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Jack, we don’t want you dead, we want you to stop lying and rattling your tip jar.

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I can swear by duct tape actually. It beats the nitrogen treatment anyway.

 

[Orphan_Black]

I am LOVING all these Madonna jokes!

Also @Brian Butterfield ; I'm glad you're still posting ♥

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Ah the thing that really grates my mushrooms is that she invites accusations of fraud by lying about things in order to poor fish.

What could be a perfectly legit furlough because of childcare issues/shielding BECOMES potential fraud because she has lied about paying Caroline out of her own pocket to encourage Patreon donations.

Same thing with GoHenry. The card may have been in SBs name but because she had openly said she pretended to be 9 and has gone on and on about using the card, claims are raised.

Stop lyyyyyying you demented arsewipe!

I think this is it. I think in reality she’s almost certainly not doing anything wrong legally (morally in terms of lying she is) but she can’t see it’s what she’s saying causing people to think she is.

It’s why she’s so astonished when things like the GH situation kick off because she’s not actually done anything dodgy with the account and she doesn’t realise that if it’s brought to their attention she’s claiming to they have to investigate to find out whether she actually has. She seems to see Twitter and Instagram as yelling into a void and none of the real life consequences she’s experienced yet have taught her it’s not.

 

[FeelingPrawny]

Just catching up and laughing in hysterics at chairs..... I have 7 (but that does include a wheelchair, a perching stool and a bath board ).

However this carefully placed advert made me laugh @MancBee apparently Vlad delivers