Jack Monroe #159 HarperCollins responded by saying the tweets were factually inaccurate

[EllaEm87]

I had to do a double take... I haven't misread that Government info, have I? *slightly panicked face!

She’s not paying anyone furlough like she claims, because the government are paying it. She types like she’s paying it herself. Surely she knows everyone is aware how it works?! She is claiming it on behalf of someone, however I do think Caroline of the Hands could well work at home. It’s not like Jack had a rented office space somewhere before, so I assume CotH worked from Jacks home. So she could well work from her own. Same as the whole “no work, COVID, yada yada” - she’s done very well during the pandemic. Moreso than many who have genuinely relied on schemes like the furlough scheme.

ETA was on a grunka, all already been said. I was just incandescent with rage

 

[Veronicaaa]

I presume Jack is referring to She Who Has Hands.

Also, sorry, but the Patreon pays the admin assistant's wages and yet she's still claimed furlough money for it? When we know she's still been getting the Patreon income all this time. Nice little profit you got going on there Jack.

 

[kachoochoo]

Evita of course.... “MY PEOPLE...”

i often do actually think of a song from evita when thinking about jack! the one where che guevara's singing about how the money keeps rolling in.

and of course, jimmy's in it

 

[Readingismyhobby]

I’ve counted mine - 16!, including two sofas. There are 3 of us living here. I’m surprised I have so many.
I forgot outside seats - 1 bench and 6 folding chairs

 

[Thank(space)you]

On a grunk so apols if this lands inappropriately or amongst a chaos

️ I have 13 seats, 3 seater sofa, 6 dining chairs & 4 outdoor chairs

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I am excited to see whether the scheduled posts will be 90% vegan or 100% vegan except for an egg.

 

[Dogmuck]

Oh oh, on a Grunk, apologies if this has already been discussed, so are we saying Joe Le Taxi from the early hours of this morning, was, in fact, Jack Le Taxi? I was up late half looking at Tattle half watching some shite on Netflix, saw the Smiths Song comment but hadn’t really clocked the gist of their comments until looking back properly now. On reflection, it’s odd that yesterday many comments were made suggesting Jack had no mates (why have eleventy billion chairs when you’ve got no mates type of thing) and then her old taxi driver pops up talking about her being father jackmas to all her friends Can’t wait until her old gynaecologist makes an appearance to clear up the unruly labia issue

Counted my chairs - too ashamed to give numbers but I feel a bit dirty now and may need help with a chair fetish

 

[Vanelope]

Also, sorry, but the Patreon pays the admin assistant's wages and yet she's still claimed furlough money for it? When we know she's still been getting the Patreon income all this time. Nice little profit you got going on there Jack.

So the company pays the furlough - does the Patreon money go in the company or in her pocket? I wonder. And I bet HMRC will wonder too.

 

[EllaEm87]

I presume Jack is referring to She Who Has Hands.

But she pays herself her own wages... from the income of the company... which hasn’t been impacted by COVID. The bloody idiot. She’s definitely been trying to fiddle some systems!

 

[blurstoftimes]

Oh oh, on a Grunk, apologies if this has already been discussed, so are we saying Joe Le Taxi from the early hours of this morning, was, in fact, Jack Le Taxi? I was up late half looking at Tattle half watching some shite on Netflix, saw the Smiths Song comment but hadn’t really clocked the gist of their comments until looking back properly now. On reflection, it’s odd that yesterday many comments were made suggesting Jack had no mates (why have eleventy billion chairs when you’ve got no mates type of thing) and then her old taxi driver pops up talking about her being father jackmas to all her friends Can’t wait until her old gynaecologist makes an appearance to clear up the unruly labia issue

Counted my chairs - too ashamed to give numbers but I feel a bit dirty now and may need help with a chair fetish

someone with skills pleaaase photoshop Jackie onto Travis Bickle

 

[Pocahontas]

someone with skills pleaaase photoshop Jackie onto Travis Bickle

 

[colouredlines]

Oh oh, on a Grunk, apologies if this has already been discussed, so are we saying Joe Le Taxi from the early hours of this morning, was, in fact, Jack Le Taxi? I was up late half looking at Tattle half watching some shite on Netflix, saw the Smiths Song comment but hadn’t really clocked the gist of their comments until looking back properly now. On reflection, it’s odd that yesterday many comments were made suggesting Jack had no mates (why have eleventy billion chairs when you’ve got no mates type of thing) and then her old taxi driver pops up talking about her being father jackmas to all her friends Can’t wait until her old gynaecologist makes an appearance to clear up the unruly labia issue

Counted my chairs - too ashamed to give numbers but I feel a bit dirty now and may need help with a chair fetish

Don't be ashamed! The frau or herr with the most chairs will host the official Cabal dinner party. @Jack_M will sit in a corner tweeting furiously about classism when we raise our eyebrows at her desire to visit Auschwitz.

 

[Lanie]

I don't get these people's friends why would you tell you're friend that you had found a site where people discussed you. As long as it stays off their own what does it matter to them. If people come here it's already because have been questions raised by themselves to dig alittle deeper and likewise for anyone else who stumbled across it.

I understand when things cross over that they could get upset. That's why I firmly believe it all stay on here.

 

[Fruitjack]

However many chairs I have it isn't enough because I was cheated out of my Aldi egg chair on Sunday and I do feel you're all
going on about it deliberately to upset me.

Can someone please explain what that spreadsheet is showing?

 

[Skyfall]

For Verruca's what?



And why didn't she use that tip when she had the splinter which she was whining about on twitter for 48 hours straight?


She's stuck by her for 21 years? Since she was a mere child??

They were at school together or church?

 

[Malkiavelli]

ack is claiming Furlough for someone. The usual apologies if this has already been posted...

Information directly from HMRC

If ever it be doubted, this right here is the reason and value of Tattle - and the real reason for all of Monroe's theatrical screaming and wailing about 'harassment'. We've seen and heard it several times directly from here that she is paying for the furlough of her staff member and yet here it is, in black and white for all to see, that she's talking just complete bullshit. Without Tattle holding her to account, she'd be free to mislead and lie, play the hero without any shame and to abuse the trust that her fans have in her as a means to beg for ever more money, in perpetuity.

Well played @Knit one Pearl one , brilliant stuff.

 

[Veronicaaa]

They were at school together or church?

Think it's more a case of Jack chatting shit. Just for a change.

 

[Stampolina1]

Hope this is allowed. Our dear heart @I’MBUSY! has been very quiet today. I only notice because yesterday they declared undying love for me and now I’m permanently attached. Maybe they truly are BUSY today, but I hope they’re OK!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Which Madonna would Jack be I wonder?

Fever - Covid Jack
Frozen - Jack with her three freezers
Thief Of Hearts - but it’s about Louisa Compton and the Brexit Tins
Burning Up - Jack catching her hair on fire
Like A Prayer - Greenbelt “pray for me“ Jack
Material Girl - Jack in the endless material world that is the rug of nightmares

(I know these are songs and not versions of Madonna, but it was fun!)

 

[Veronicaaa]

Fever - Covid Jack
Frozen - Jack with her three freezers
Thief Of Hearts - but it’s about Louisa Compton and the Brexit Tins
Burning Up - Jack catching her hair on fire
Like A Prayer - Greenbelt “pray for me“ Jack
Material Girl - Jack in the endless material world that is the rug of nightmares

(I know these are songs and not versions of Madonna, but it was fun!)

There's also pirate eyepatch Jack.