Jack Monroe #159 HarperCollins responded by saying the tweets were factually inaccurate

[HotesTilaire]

I am just imagining her with cone implants in that sagging sports bra. I think I need a drink

Maybe that was why the bra was so big and saggy..,..had its pointy cones/cans taken out. I mean that bra top was surely not hers, the cup sizes were much much bigger than she could ever wear.

Edit - it’s not him , it’s me

 

[PoorPatrol]

Maybe that was why the bra was so big and saggy..,..had its pointy con3s taken out. I mean that bra top was surely not hers, the cup sizes were much much bigger than she could ever wear.

Don’t get me started, I’m a tit truther. She claims to be something like a 38EE or something, sometimes down to a DD depending on which version of Jack is talking. She’s obsessed with her boobs and is always drawing attention to them. They’re not the big giant honkers she seems to think they are. I am a 36D and I’m much taller than her, my boobs in photos look humongous. I’m not even a smol pixie

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I have 14 chairs in my house, 6 round the table, a 5 seater sofa, kitchen stool, desk chair and a footstool that can be sat on. I have 6 in the garden. I have also just bored myself.

So it appears Jack is claiming furlough for Caroline, even though there should be work she can do? At the very least, she has been telling a whopper of a lie to everyone, each time she has claimed to be selflessly paying her out of her own pocket.
If she's throwing a paddy over people calling her out over the rabbit, wait till she gets wind of this!

Blast those pesky public records ay Jack?!

 

[GoLando]

Need to grunk so this might have been said (and cba to reverse grunk to find out who asked) but I remembered the time Jack said it wasn’t her info to divulge was about why Caroline-has-hands is furloughed, Thread 31.

As you were. Wow, that was bothering me.

 

[Toffee finger]

I have a 3 seater sofa and 4 folding dining chairs that spend 95% of the time in a storage cupboard. It’s only 2 of us in a 1 bed (RENTED) flat though so we don’t need more!

I reckon Jack is taking a social media break because she’s seen how many votes this thread is getting. 608 currently

 

[MooBelle]

Chop a leek, there nothing to it- Vague

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[Captainmouse]

I have a 3 seater sofa and 4 folding dining chairs that spend 95% of the time in a storage cupboard. It’s only 2 of us in a 1 bed (RENTED) flat though so we don’t need more!

I reckon Jack is taking a social media break because she’s seen how many votes this thread is getting. 608 currently

I think she is finding the temperature a bit hot at the moment. Maybe her agent/publisher has requested a chat?

 

[kachoochoo]

periodic reminder - if you've clicked any of her aff links to amazon or anywhere you're likely to buy something, remember to clear your cookies lest your next purchase tops up the tip jar. they can apply to other products within 30 days

 

[HotesTilaire]

I am a 38EE or FF actually. And shorter than her. That was not her bra. #titandfinancetruther
Edit-it was literally auto carrot

 

[onlysunshine]

Ah the thing that really grates my mushrooms is that she invites accusations of fraud by lying about things in order to poor fish.

What could be a perfectly legit furlough because of childcare issues/shielding BECOMES potential fraud because she has lied about paying Caroline out of her own pocket to encourage Patreon donations.

Same thing with GoHenry. The card may have been in SBs name but because she had openly said she pretended to be 9 and has gone on and on about using the card, claims are raised.

Stop lyyyyyying you demented arsewipe!

I'm sorry, why are you grating mushrooms?

 

[PoorPatrol]

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I am a 38EE or FF actually. And shorter than her. That was not her bra. #titandfinancetruthet

Umm and without being too, erm , or intrusive, do yours look v busty? Cos I definitely give off busty vibes, but am supposedly way smaller than Jackie. Mine are a bit in your face somehow, I don’t know how else to explain my bustage

 

[Formal Chicken]

I have always found it absurd that the patron pays for Caroline and part of Jack’s wages. Considering her lack of output it really is just free money to her. I personally would not be supporting someone in this manner, really grates my corned beef!

 

[HotesTilaire]

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Umm and without being too, erm , or intrusive, do yours look v busty? Cos I definitely give off busty vibes, but am supposedly way smaller than Jackie. Mine are a bit in your face somehow, I don’t know how else to explain my bustage

They enter the room before I do. They are distracting to other people. If I wear a v-neck I can be accused of “showing too much cleavage” I’m actually showing about a quarter at most. I’d say they are unruly!

 

[Unfluencer]

ETA HANG ON we've seen her bathroom from the eucalyptus chaos and I'm sure there weren't any wall mounted soap dispensers

Oh wow I had forgotten about the eucalyptus rainforest! I might go back and read those threads

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

Stop getting furlough wrong!

If Caroline is actually furloughed and 80% is paid by the scheme then Jack isn’t paying that. If she’s paying her 100% and not claiming furlough then that’s her own decision. Stop moaning, no one forced you.

Why does no one, apart from us, pull her up about the #Excluded thing? She’s worked all the way through this, had jobs actually generated by Covid (we saw you, on the telly box, being all cringe and drumming your fingers when it wasn’t about YOU), had interviews, articles and a book. #Excluded refers to those who have had no work or help. I’ve heard some heart rending stories about people who tried to keep their small businesses afloat. This isn’t Jack.

I've been too BUSY! to count chairs yet and I've no idea how we got onto unruly bosoms.

ETA Can't view the HMRC thing.

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Erm...no.

You dont stitch people up like that where I come from. Irrespective of what they've done.

Where do you draw the line? What would you grass someone up for?

 

[PoorPatrol]

They enter the room before I do. They are distracting to other people. If I wear a v-neck I can be accused of “showing too much cleavage” I’m actually showing about a quarter at most. I’d say they are unruly!

Babe, same!! My friends will be like oh ffs put them away, and I’m literally just wearing a T-shirt. Jack wishes her boobs were as unruly as her labia.

 

[waffle maker]

I have searched for the last time she had sad/bad/difficult news which wasn't hers to share, but I haven't been able to find it. She came back pretty quickly then so hopefully this time will be just as quick.

I hope everyone is well.

Got it. @Silver Linings screenshot.

Jack Monroe #118 Diagnosis: gifted

I KNOW we’ve probably gone over this article https://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/15/world/europe/jack-monroe-has-become-britains-austerity-celebrity.html before, but some of the stuff in it really leapt out at me. It says after 8months of poverty she came out as poor... “ Her parents dropped off...

tattle.life

 

[Fruitjack]

Have I missed a thread where we’ve been through her A-Z of No Food Waste? Pretty sure my Caraway seeds are ancient and they solely are destined for Delia Smith’s Caraway Seed Cake.
And now my new nightmare is finding ketchup ice cubes, thanks Jack.
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Ketchup lasts FOREVER. I thought her whole tin fandom thing was that they are useful because you don’t need any special storage arrangements. Like ketchup. Make it make sense.
Caraway seeds? On toast? (Traazers? On a bird?)

 

[ClarenceBeakes]

Where do you draw the line? What would you grass someone up for?

I draw the line at trying to tuck up some annoying gobshite on the internet that I've never met. I dont like her remotely but i wouldnt do that to anyone. Might be a generational thing. But that sort of thing was considered very bad form where and when I grew up.