Jack Monroe #157 Every time Jack lies, a Tattler is born

[Marmalade Atkins]

No other Sunday will ever match this one.

 

[Toffee finger]

Fabulous title and recap! FORGET

Good to see one of Jack’s lies catching up with her. Sad that she’ll just be able to carry on as usual though. Maybe a few squiggles will jump ship but this all happens in such a short space of time (then the deletions/inane tweets about cheese cover up) that most of her followers miss all the bullshit.

 

[Ladderedtights]

Think GoHenry Squiggle couldn’t contain their rage any longer...

 

[moosesauna]

And the Hero's response!

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Thread title: Lonely Fool and Horse Spunk? (sorry)

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Captainmouse]

Absolutely adored the last 10 or so pages of the previous thread, the Cabal at its detectiveable best *chefs kiss*

Some very smart cookies inhabit the canal, who are also extremely funny!

 

[Buscake]

Couldn’t pick between them, so my maverick thinking led me to a riff on two classics. Anchoïade: a simple seasoning added to any and all meals (vegan/non vegan, just switch out the eggs and fish). Butter: a decadent nod to days of yore sandwiches between soft soft white pap bread and cheap wet flaccid ham.

FANCY!

 

[HotesTilaire]

Lads am I right in thinking she moaned about not being able to paint the walls coz she RENTS but she’s in a facebook group saying she might have to paint the walls because the couch is too blue?

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

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Couldn’t pick between them, so my maverick thinking led me to a riff on two classics. Anchoïade: a simple seasoning added to any and all meals (vegan/non vegan, just switch out the eggs and fish). Butter: a decadent nod to days of yore sandwiches between soft soft white pap bread and cheap wet flaccid ham.

FANCY!

Just velcro a greasy fish to the front and you're golden.

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Think GoHenry Squiggle couldn’t contain their rage any longer...
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I love the way Go Henry Grass calls her “Monroe”. Dripping with barely-veiled contempt.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Lads!

 

[FeelingPrawny]

I'm currently getting this as an advert and I'm deeply afraid.... look at the teeth!!! it's like if JM was made into a teddy. Is Vlad sending me warnings?! Nightmares I tell you.

 

[Pocahontas]

Just leave it now, Jack. Thought you had a great gorgeous hunk of a manuscript to finish?

 

[Pocahontas]

Lads!

Marmalade?!

 

[Bombastic]

Just leave it now, Jack. Thought you had a great gorgeous hunk of a manuscript to finish?
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I'm sure that didn't... happen? Unless by stranger you mean... the bank employee?

 

[Toffee finger]

 

[Vanelope]

Just leave it now, Jack. Thought you had a great gorgeous hunk of a manuscript to finish?
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Buuuuuuut nobody did that, did they? Did they? No because who did the fraud? You did. And who told everyone about the fraud? Yep, you did. So the bank decided to shut the account because of possibly fraudulent activity? Yes they do that too.

 

[Emmapism]

Lads am I right in thinking she moaned about not being able to paint the walls coz she RENTS but she’s in a facebook group saying she might have to paint the walls because the couch is too blue?

Come come she only moans about not being able to do anything to her RENTED house when she's doing her forever home tip jar rattles.

In all other instances she can do what she likes because her landlady is amazing and doesn't mind she's been late on the rent for sixth months but also doesn't know she bought her parents a robot vacuum for Christmas because times are so tough *inhales deeply*

 

[JuliaGulia]

Just leave it now, Jack. Thought you had a great gorgeous hunk of a manuscript to finish?
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She can't ever resist the urge to double down, can she? Even when she KNOWS she is wrong.

 

[Pocahontas]

She’s going for Go Henry now. For gawd’s sake.