Jack Monroe #157 Every time Jack lies, a Tattler is born

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Been grunking all day and it's been *chef's kiss* delish. What a royal duck-up from Monroe. She really thought she could spin some casual fraud into her being victimised somehow? So about journalist guy we want to marry, perhaps he would prefer not to be documented here? I know it's tasty, but could perhaps hinder any progress/digging dirt and doing a story on her. Maybe that's why he's gone protected? Much like @Veronicaaa was saying earlier if she hadn't unmasked that pesky mink, who knows what would've been revealed from that account. (The unmasking was awesome though!)
 
moo milk is expensive organic milk. I actually thought it was a vegan milk from how she was going on!

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SlopAmbsase said:
Oh my, this is just the thing I’ve grown to love/hate about our Jackie. In an alternative universe (let’s call it the universe without narc lies), she could now just be settling down for a lovely cosy Sunday eve with Mr/Mrs Jack (I’d usually be very sensitive about assuming heteronormative language but let’s face it, she’s not). She could be curled up on the non-hateful sofa, about to bang out some harmless non performative slop recipes for the blog or spend the evening gently, mindfully and slowly consuming a few volumes of Rebus. She could be having a long bath scrubbing herself down with some odd nutty jar peelings and bacon grease and not caring if anyone spots the Jo Malone candle in the corner.

The fact that she will spending the evening in a furious mix of indignant rage, panic over the manuscript that won’t finish itself and frantic refreshing of her Twitter feed to check the the squiqqs are still not sentient despite the mounting evidence is entirely her fault. Not ours, not Go Henry, not the teachers who failed to see her genius and not haterz of tats. All hers. The truth is just under the floorboards and it’s starting to stink.
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I think we can assume that Louisa is working today, due to Trump making his first speech since he got kicked off social media.


Bet she decides to 'stay in town' overnight. Wouldn't anybody if they knew what they were coming back to?
 
pssst! said:
If my next suggestion is not used @Pocahontas I'm calling you out on blatant fraud and not listening to the small people. I'm also counting likes.
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I can assure you dear Pssst that my operation is all above board, and I go to painstaking, FORENSIC ends to make sure the thread title is chosen fairly and correctly. Read the thread title likes! READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM! 😂
 
Lumpyspaceprincess said:
This has been so much more interesting than everyone counting their teeth. Thanks Jack.

Interesting there doesn’t seem to be a pile on onto the woman who called her out...
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Two reasons 1. Not many people could argue it was evil, malicious deception when somebody's said 'No, it was me' and the bank itself has come out in support of her, and 2. Reporter Tweeter has a big, hairy husband in her tweets. She is therefore not a vulnerable person. And JM never, ever picks on people she doesn't think she's at an advantage with.
 
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