Jack Monroe #157 Every time Jack lies, a Tattler is born

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Relevant to this title & we’ve not done it in a while. In a few days will take a look back to see if we saw search volume peak around this chaos.

Data for last 7 days, UK, Jack Monroe search term. Please note these numbers are not absolute search volumes but indexes, google explains it as so:

* Top - The most popular search queries. Scoring is on a relative scale where a value of 100 is the most commonly searched query, 50 is a query searched half as often as the most popular query, and so on.

the so what of this is: Jack Monroe tattle is nearly twice as searched as JM recipes. If we were to add JM tattle and tattle life, we’d be 2/3rds as searched as her actual Twitter page. Admittedly this is just last 7 days but this has been pretty consistent any time we’ve taken a look...

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Honestly why can she not stop lying? :/ it’d kill the threads dead, look at FOD’s it’s only active when he’s begging for freebies ffs!
 
Scarletfever said:
Yeh this whole post basically sums up why she deserves to be called out.

This was a particularly calculating and manipulative tweet and I have no doubt that the tips were rolling in from kind-hearted people who were upset at the idea of a young boy losing his pocket money at the hands of evil trolls.

Just one problem - it never happened.
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Very manipulative! Even if all had happened just as she said, any money in the account that was closed would have been returned as per their standard procedure.

Just had a little browse on Twitter and even though she's deleted a lot, her responses to people still remain and she's told so many lies tonight! God knows what people close to her must think if they have a sneaky read on here and see the complete picture. Surely she can't be so arrogant/stupid to think her acquaintances, professional or otherwise, don't lurk here at all..?
 
Lumpyspaceprincess said:
It’s why she is always mentioning police/lawyers. And our reaction is to discuss our court outfits. So that’s working well.

On the GoHenry thing. I worked in a school once where a child used to use the school safe to keep money her dad gave her as otherwise her step dad would steal it whilst she was at school. GoHenry are totally right to be on top of this.
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I feel I have to upgrade my court suit. I don't think primark will do me justice
 
The funniest thing is that I think Jack probably lied about pretending to be nine to get a Go Henry account to make herself look like a scrappy lil maverick.

Is she going to admit she lied about this and make herself a laughing stock, or is she going to let everyone thing she lied to obtain financial services then showed off about it on the internet.

Rock and a hard place Jack, I bet Louisa isn't impressed. No more fancy cheese for you!
 
It always amazed me when I was lurking the level of detail people can remember and call on instantly when needed about Jacks own lies/mistakes. Like, Jack as a special subject on Mastermind level. Still does amaze me (but even I was able to put two and two together about GoHenry and I have an actual condition that affects my memory 🔺️).

Then I got thinking about what Jack's special subject would be. Far too many to choose from... The Cotswold catalogue, the many varieties of slop, words and how to misuse them, COVID restrictions and how to ignore them, disabilities and medical conditions (don't ask which one, ALL OF THEM), RENTING, DEATH, tinned fruit, vegan food, freezers, toasters, Mulberry, Burberry, Kitchen Aids, missing deadlines, not writing books, Twitter...

oh and poverty, including foodbanks.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING. How are squigs not fatigued by now?
 
I'm terrible at sitting in naughty corners.... although i suppose at least I've got space for a self implemented one compared to the chaos of the bungalow. I'd end up sat perched on a cotswold sideboard, longing for some softy soft carpet or even a burberry scarf would do, I'm not fussy that I could curl up into 🤣. Anyway, I just wanted to thank Jack for this chaos (although I'm tempted call it a carrrrdos, 🤣 inspired by the fact it's down to the go Henry card) as I'm now an Active member. Hopefully this doesn't mean I get to taste any suspicious recipes, but thank(space)you fraus for just being so glovely (I felt the gloves needed an extra special mention). Oh and @traumatised sideboard for the spectacular slopbot. Chefs kiss 😘 and 🥕 for all
 
FrumpyCat said:
The funniest thing is that I think Jack probably lied about pretending to be nine to get a Go Henry account to make herself look like a scrappy lil maverick.
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I see this as another indicator of her narc-ness. I think she legitimately set it up as her son's account. But then, because she has poor boundaries and sees him as an extension of herself, she feels entitled to use his account for her own ends.
Just a theory, your honour.

Edit: Punctuation, innit.
 
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