Jack Monroe #150 Haven’t you got peas to discuss?

[CabalofBolorneaise]

I am in this group (️) and didn't realise she was too! Just searched her name and it's a goldmine! No wonder she loved it there, so many of the posts are people fawning over her selfies. Excuse me taking pics of my computer like a boomer but these are a few posts that highlight how much money she's frittered away on makeup. I like makeup and invest in good quality stuff but its the sheer quantity of tit she has!

This has made me think, how many different names has she actually gone by? This is a surname I must have missed. She has more aliases than the artist formerly known as Prince!

 

[Satisfying Click]

Graeme no longer gives any fucks and is going rogue on the account. This is his I'm Spartacus moment

 

[colouredlines]

I am in this group (️) and didn't realise she was too! Just searched her name and it's a goldmine! No wonder she loved it there, so many of the posts are people fawning over her selfies. Excuse me taking pics of my computer like a boomer but these are a few posts that highlight how much money she's frittered away on makeup. I like makeup and invest in good quality stuff but its the sheer quantity of tit she has!

Thanks for sharing those!

I have to say it is amazing that per Huffpost (receipt here: https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jack-monroe_uk_57c93635e4b09f5b5e35d4cc ) she was taking testosterone and claimed to have facial hair in Sep 2016. One of those screenshots is literally just 2 months later.

#MasculineAesthetic

 

[Emmapism]

I'm really really interested to learn what charity was donated to. And if there was no donation, it's the best example we have of Jack's blatent lies.

 

[Orphan_Black]

I am aghast at these pictures. I mean... talk about conspicuous consumption. It makes me feel a bit ill to see all that pointless spending. And that list - same idea as her Edinburgh list if anyone remembers... how she had packed 6 chopping boards and 3 cameras and 3 I pods etc etc. It's like some horrible fairy tale... the greedy goblin wants all the treasure! Inconvenient when she also wants to be known as someone very poor!

This would be spun by her as "oh I see poor people aren't allowed nice things". In fact it's what 188 eyeshadows?? No one should be allowed that. Was no one in the group a bit disconcerted by her?

The thing is, poor people can/do have nice things, just not excessively!!! And you look after the little you have too! She doesn't understand the value of anything.

(Off thread, but so excited, just got back from my first dose of the vaccine! Feel great!)

 

[DandyLion]

I’d assume that this is the same Graeme that had to liaise with Jack when she found blue plastic in her LM sausage...? #Irony

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Probably nothing we'll see. They'll try and appease them in private.

I wonder if they’re going to be offering them partnerships. “We appreciate you didn’t like Jack, we’re sorry and we’d like some real vegan input.”

 

[Spanner]

There’s quite a market for second hand posh make-up. She should’ve sold some of it so she could afford butter

 

[ChickenPorridge]

I’d assume that this is the same Graeme that had to liaise with Jack when she found blue plastic in her LM sausage...? #Irony

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I fully support the theory that she coerces brands into collabing with her with threats of legal action. This blue plastic and LMC. Del Monte and the 'recipe stealing'. I'm sure if we dug further we'd find more.

 

[Captainmouse]

I am aghast at these pictures. I mean... talk about conspicuous consumption. It makes me feel a bit ill to see all that pointless spending. And that list - same idea as her Edinburgh list if anyone remembers... how she had packed 6 chopping boards and 3 cameras and 3 I pods etc etc. It's like some horrible fairy tale... the greedy goblin wants all the treasure! Inconvenient when she also wants to be known as someone very poor!

This would be spun by her as "oh I see poor people aren't allowed nice things". In fact it's what 188 eyeshadows?? No one should be allowed that. Was no one in the group a bit disconcerted by her?

And what’s the betting that she never used any of whilst it was in date. I bet it all went off and was a health hazard.

 

[Misbehaving]

I am aghast at these pictures. I mean... talk about conspicuous consumption. It makes me feel a bit ill to see all that pointless spending. And that list - same idea as her Edinburgh list if anyone remembers... how she had packed 6 chopping boards and 3 cameras and 3 I pods etc etc. It's like some horrible fairy tale... the greedy goblin wants all the treasure! Inconvenient when she also wants to be known as someone very poor!

This would be spun by her as "oh I see poor people aren't allowed nice things". In fact it's what 188 eyeshadows?? No one should be allowed that. Was no one in the group a bit disconcerted by her?

Its like some horrible fairy tale...the greedy goblin wants all the treasure....❤

Love it....
(and yet we get called trolls?)

 

[Billybellend]

Umm. Just seen that she’s tragically accidentally singed her scalp whilst bending down to light the hob. How low is her control panel?! It can’t be cos she’s so ickle and smol because I’m ickle and I manage to light our hob daily without incident.

also noted that burny hair smells ‘rank’. Sense of smell returned after Covid, then?

 

[DandyLion]

I fully support the theory that she coerces brands into collabing with her with threats of legal action. This blue plastic and LMC. Del Monte and the 'recipe stealing'. I'm sure if we dug further we'd find more.

I wonder how soon into the collab each company realises it would have cost them a lot less to have just written her a cheque...

 

[Deborrah]

The thing is, poor people can/do have nice things, just not excessively!!! And you look after the little you have too! She doesn't understand the value of anything.

(Off thread, but so excited, just got back from my first dose of the vaccine! Feel great!)

Exactly. With her it's just acquire acquire acquire but... never quite seems to fill that hole does it. She's such a little kid!

 

[Dogmuck]

Graeme has also asked one of the lesser known vegans for her number. It’s interesting and completely unsurprising that they want to “talk” rather than make any written comment.

 

[Suffolkmum]

Welcome to new members of the canal, @Suffolkmum and @Stampolina1 do take a look at the wiki (pink button) at the top of the thread. Also, grab popcorn and buckle up, a KHAOS is happening!
We do love to know what tipped you into following here if you would care to share when you became aware of the fakery and lies
ETA - I heard tell of the Mrs Gloss group on the Sali Hughes thread, but have never seen any receipts! Is it true that Jack took over and made it all about her (seems likely)

Thank you. Used to read her Guardian articles and even bought Bootstap. Then realised not many of the recipes worked or tasted of anything. Started to look more closely into her and followed the trail to here.
I use Bootstrap as a threat to Mr SM when he starts with we’ve got to reign in our expenses.

 

[Begborrowsteal]

I fully support the theory that she coerces brands into collabing with her with threats of legal action. This blue plastic and LMC. Del Monte and the 'recipe stealing'. I'm sure if we dug further we'd find more.

I love this theory.

 

[Lanie]

Thank you!!

I've followed her on twitter since the days of the libel case - anyone who can overthrow Hopkins deserves my time (or so I thought). In the last 12-18 months I have realised she is full of tit!! I used to witch about it to my Husband who would nod and agree but didnt feel the same actual physical anger!!!
I actually came here after Vickaboox made a tiktok saying what an awful place it is, hoping to find people like minded who detest Dianne Buswell, alas I found this little dollop of gold instead and I am here for it!!!!!

Let's just hope greame doesn't get a visit from the queen of slop herself if they're asking contact deets.

 

[Captainmouse]

There’s quite a market for second hand posh make-up. She should’ve sold some of it so she could afford butter

no way! Euurgh second makeup? No thank you euurgh sorry that has really freaked me out, like second had soap or toothbrush, shudder

 

[Orphan_Black]

Let's just hope greame doesn't get a visit from the queen of slop herself if they're asking contact deets.

Pouring her brown soup through his letterbox with a funnel she fashioned from some old squash bottle and an used straw.