Jack Monroe #150 Haven’t you got peas to discuss?

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DandyLion said:
I cannot wait to see what the outcome of those conversations is!!

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I love that they've @'d one of the people who Jack was all 'leave me alone' to, right underneath where she posted it. The embarrassment any normal person would feel at having to get someone you're meant to be an ambassador for trying to sort this out to you, at their own inconvenience - and to know that they're going to hear all manner of bad things about you in these phone calls - is excruciating.
 
MancBee said:
How do you kneel down to light the oven, but your head is over the top of the hob. I just can't work out the physicality of it. If your head is over the hob, how can you see the oven controls, or be kneeling down? Also if her head was near enough to the flame to catch fire, it would be almost touching the hob top. I am just trying to imagine how contorted her body was such that her hair caught fire while turning on an oven.

Another catastrophe befalls her. She is the most unluckiest person I have ever heard of, so many accidents and incidents.

Also she now is "not exactly short of the thatched roof", when only a while back it was falling out in clumps leaving bald patches. (@colouredlines got there first with that one :))
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The only way I can work it out is if the top of the gas hob isn't on right. Sometimes when I clean the hob I move the part where the flame comes out and then when I go t light it can sometimes kick out a blast of flame. Ive nearly set myself on fire a few times.

She maybe had her head down near the hob and clicked the wrong control. I don't need to lean down to turn my oven on you can hear the flame kick in. I don't get why you need to watch it.
 
Veronicaaa said:
I love that they've @'d one of the people who Jack was all 'leave me alone' to, right underneath where she posted it. The embarrassment any normal person would feel at having to get someone you're meant to be an ambassador for trying to sort this out to you, at their own inconvenience - and to know that they're going to hear all manner of bad things about you in these phone calls - is excruciating.
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So true, but she’s brought it all upon herself!

Ohhh to be a fly on the wall in the crappy RENTED bungalow right now!!
 
DandyLion said:
I think 27K (almost 28) Viggle will say something. She can’t not after having drawn her followers’ attention to what a tit show the collab has been.

Edit - to correct Viggle’s follower count.
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I reckon 28k viggle won't be happy unless they say they made a mistake and promise not to work with Jack in the future. And there won't be any way of shutting her up about it.
 
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28K Viggle has responded. I repeat, 28K Viggle has responded!!

Watching a chaos unfold live is more exciting that any TV drama!!
 
Welcome to new members of the canal, @Suffolkmum and @Stampolina1 do take a look at the wiki (pink button) at the top of the thread. Also, grab popcorn 🍿 and buckle up, a KHAOS is happening!
We do love to know what tipped you into following here if you would care to share when you became aware of the fakery and lies
ETA - I heard tell of the Mrs Gloss group on the Sali Hughes thread, but have never seen any receipts! Is it true that Jack took over and made it all about her (seems likely)
 
Harrybosch said:
Ermmmm, are you aware of the squiggles?
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Oh god you're totally right. I can see the lockdown larder post now.

-Recipe says uncle Ben's rice but I only have Tesco's own brand, can I substitute?

Which of course would get the exact same answer as:

-Recipe says uncle Ben's rice but I only have stuffing mix, stale cream crackers and instant mash, can I substitute?

Yes,absolutely x
 
LavaFlake said:
I am in this group (🔺️) and didn't realise she was too! Just searched her name and it's a goldmine! No wonder she loved it there, so many of the posts are people fawning over her selfies. Excuse me taking pics of my computer like a boomer but these are a few posts that highlight how much money she's frittered away on makeup. I like makeup and invest in good quality stuff but its the sheer quantity of tit she has!
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What a head
 
ChickenPorridge said:
No no no, all of that expensive makeup has been GIFTED by her makeup artists from various jobs over the years. You know the ones where she gets handed the company credit card and sent skipping off to MAC and told to get three of everything. Silly dear hearts! x
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I am aghast at these pictures. I mean... talk about conspicuous consumption. It makes me feel a bit ill to see all that pointless spending. And that list - same idea as her Edinburgh list if anyone remembers... how she had packed 6 chopping boards and 3 cameras and 3 I pods etc etc. It's like some horrible fairy tale... the greedy goblin wants all the treasure! Inconvenient when she also wants to be known as someone very poor!

This would be spun by her as "oh I see poor people aren't allowed nice things". In fact it's what 188 eyeshadows?? No one should be allowed that. Was no one in the group a bit disconcerted by her?
 
HotesTilaire said:
Welcome to new members of the canal, @Suffolkmum and @Stampolina1 do take a look at the wiki (pink button) at the top of the thread. Also, grab popcorn 🍿 and buckle up, a KHAOS is happening!
We do love to know what tipped you into following here if you would care to share when you became aware of the fakery
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Thank you!!

I've followed her on twitter since the days of the libel case - anyone who can overthrow Hopkins deserves my time (or so I thought). In the last 12-18 months I have realised she is full of tit!! I used to witch about it to my Husband who would nod and agree but didnt feel the same actual physical anger!!!
I actually came here after Vickaboox made a tiktok saying what an awful place it is, hoping to find people like minded who detest Dianne Buswell, alas I found this little dollop of gold instead and I am here for it!!!!!
 
Nottonightbabe said:
I think that's the only time I've seen a receipt for it? So with that in mind, just plonking this screenshot here so it never gets lost 🥰

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Full article from 6/6/13 is still available on The Guardian website:
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp....poverty-jack-monroe-it-could-happen-to-anyone

Thank you @Cunderthunt for digging it out!
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You're welcome :) But all credit must go to the clever Frau who first found the urban75 thread, and also to a certain forum member on the aforementioned site, who had done some very forensic digging himself.

There is one more receipt of her acknowledging her middle class truth: in 2012 she wrote a song about herself, calling herself middle class. I will try to find it.
 
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