Jack Monroe #150 Haven’t you got peas to discuss?

[Beth1980]

Just realised she 'sounds' the same no matter what issue she jumping on/off, no original thought or feelings. Defaults back to the trolls and people attacking her by going direct to those she is meant to represent. She needs to take a look at herself and why so many have issues ( or stop putting everything on social media) think this maybe called.... being professional.
Really hope for SB,MB, sake their lives are not like she makes out.
PS from Yorkshire, those puddings have in no way anything to do with our gorgeous puddings.

 

[_blank_]

She’s lost the plot.
Everything she says is a contraction.
Whinging about the price of everything, then buying expensive vegan products. You can be a vegan who eats cheaply and simply or someone who buys the luxury products, in the same way you can be vego or Omni. Many (I don’t want to generalise or speak for everyone) vegans, myself included might use one ‘nice’ product per meal or make it a treat. Jack seems to just mix them all into a slop.

I meant contradiction - now I can’t edit it.
Maybe she should cancel herself.

 

[PunkyMonkey]

The 27th buckle up!

Can anyone point me to the smol dude being narky, possibly about our very own bot? I must have missed the screenshots.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Even more proof she doesn't know her vegan Mediterranean arse from her vegan elbow: the vegan Mexicana is dreadful. It's passable in its solid state but when it's melted it's like liquid plastic and goes glutinous and sticky, immediately ruining the texture of anything you add it to.

I also couldn't let her wish for a 'tell-all six fig book deal' go unheeded.

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SIX “FIG“ BOOK DEAL!!!

 

[PhilHardingsHat]

you're an incompetent narcissist who only retains a fanbase because they're too delusional to do their research ...
/rant (sorry!!)

I agree with this.
More people need to read here and the wiki etc.

 

[KebabGirl]

Not bacon, we went to bodrum a couple of years ago and bacon wasn't really available with it being a Muslim country (although most people are secular), the only place you could get bacon was a couple of shops who imported it from Greece. you could get beef bacon which apparently tastes as bad as it sounds.

Worked in many countries (hotel living ) and as a meat eater both beef bacon and chicken sausages can go in the bleeping bin. Much rather have the egg dish of the day with a pot of tea for my brekkie than either of them. Yes, I am often a total Brit abroad!

 

[Blurp]

It shows that she doesn't shop at Aldi or Lidl. I've got a tin of jackfruit in the cupboard to try out; I got it from Aldi and I'm pretty sure that it wasn't near the price quoted.

I'm not keen on Quorn or the fake meat (though I do love the Richmond vegan sausages, MacSween's vegetarian haggis, and Simon Howie vegetarian black pudding for the taste!). I get my hits of other missed flavours from the vegetarian bacon, prawn, and BBQ flavoured crisps and supernoodles but I don't want them shaped into fake rashers, prawns and beefburgers.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

SIX FIG BOOK DEAL!!!

Wonder if Sali Hughes has just managed to wangle herself that? Combined with the sad face feature in the press, that could be shade flung at somebody who isn't a white male for a change?

 

[Dogmuck]

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I’m not bleeping proud of you, you bleeping leech.

just putting this here for my own peace of mind, if nothing else cos its getting too confusing

"chemical flavour bacon" squiggle is different to "my dear lady" () squiggle.

and, it was indeed vegan mexicana cheese in tonight's tea

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Ah apologies, I didn’t zoom in to see the cheese I thought it was some kind of Mexican mix, you know, Central American spice meets south East Asian fruit with African bbq vibes, Italian tomato under tones and oat milk fusion mash up!

 

[SamFoxStuckinaCloak]

Don't get too upset about Arthur....he DID steal the charity box money, after all

Oh no, poor old Arthur. I’ve not been able to watch the Willy Roper repeats on the Drama channel as it really upsets me!!!

 

[Adayinthelife]

Worked in many countries (hotel living ) and as a meat eater both beef bacon and chicken sausages can go in the bleeping bin. Much rather have the egg dish of the day with a pot of tea for my brekkie than either of them. Yes, I am often a total Brit abroad!

tbf the Heck Chicken Italia sausages are divine
I had them for brekkie this morning, and whilst I wouldn’t say they taste better than eyelidandbollocks sausages they do, in their own right, taste lovely

I don’t get fake meat products. If I want bacon I’ll eat bacon. Veggie sausages etc as I’ve said before most don’t actually ‘pretend’ be a meat product

 

[Captainmouse]

The 27th buckle up!

Can anyone point me to the smol dude being narky, possibly about our very own bot? I must have missed the screenshots.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

@HotesTilaire full moon isn't for another two weeks, I looked it up earlier when I realised the magnitude of chaos we were dealing with. I think she's just upset that we created our own entertainment and the viggles were picking up speed while she was in her pupal stage. Now she's emerged from her chrysalis of hatred like a pestilential butterfly to punish us all with a broad campaign of mendacious and destitute accusations and some horrid recipes #AD.

 

[gashlycrumbtiny]

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I’m deeply suspicious of Jack’s claim to be autistic, as most of us Fraus are. As others have rightly pointed out, you are not diagnosed by your GP, and there is no such bleeping thing as 100% autistic. This really hits a nerve with me as my brother is autistic, as are some of my extended family. I’ve also worked with a lot of autistic people over the years in support roles
The absolute nonsense that the media perpetrates about autism makes my blood boil. Autistic people make up around 1% of the population; yet Jack is feeding into tired old stereotypes that portray all autistic people as the same.
I find it very telling that, as an ‘activist’ she’s never done anything with the National Autistic Society, who are usually pretty keen to get autistic celebrities on board. For example, Anne Hegerty from The Chase has recently done some campaigning work with NAS, and her insights into growing up as a young autistic girl are fascinating. Why is Jack not all over this? Is she scared of being caught out by some basic questions? Its a toss up between her or Sia about who’s a bigger frenemy to the autistic community.
I believe her when she says she has ADHD. I’ve mentioned this before but I’m on a waiting list for an ADHD assessment next month. Jack’s willingness to blame every personality flaw or foible on ADHD is hugely detrimental to the perception of the condition. I’m the same age as Jack and while I can have difficulty focusing and finishing things, I understand I have a responsibility as an adult to complete the things I say I will, otherwise I’d probably be jobless and friendless. Interestingly, while I’ve been filling out my ADHD questionnaires for my assessment with the psychatrist, “being a rude witch on social media” so far hasn’t come up as a potential symptom.
TLDR - Jack is a grifter who invokes ableist stereotypes as a get out of jail free card
Edit: spelling

 

[HotesTilaire]

She’s pissed she doesn’t get to name a sheep

 

[Sideboard Bob]

The 27th buckle up!

Can anyone point me to the smol dude being narky, possibly about our very own bot? I must have missed the screenshots.

Thank you for the moon facts, it feels like it should be sooner! Apparently that one is the imaginatively named ”snow moon”

Here it is. Whoever said they’re annoyingly twee, I totally agree. They’re just such a typical “Twitter person”

EDIT - @Captainmouse got there first!

Spoiler: Smol dude being narky

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Worked in many countries (hotel living ) and as a meat eater both beef bacon and chicken sausages can go in the bleeping bin. Much rather have the egg dish of the day with a pot of tea for my brekkie than either of them. Yes, I am often a total Brit abroad!

I found Turkey bacon edible. Not anywhere close to actual bacon, but much better than beef bacon (bleurgh).

 

[ThriftStoreLeCreuset]

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But, Small Robots are boring and twee and not even bleeping robots. Slopbot is an electronic musical artist and psychic based on goddamn algorithms like, well robots.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

I’m deeply suspicious of Jack’s claim to be autistic, as most of us Fraus are. As others have rightly pointed out, you are not diagnosed by your GP, and there is no such bleeping thing as 100% autistic. This really hits a nerve with me as my brother is autistic, as are some of my extended family. I’ve also worked with a lot of autistic people over the years in support roles
The absolute nonsense that the media perpetrates about autism makes my blood boil. Autistic people make up around 1% of the population; yet Jack is feeding into tired old stereotypes that portray all autistic people as the same.
I find it very telling that, as an ‘activist’ she’s never done anything with the National Autistic Society, who are usually pretty keen to get autistic celebrities on board. For example, Anne Hegerty from The Chase has recently done some campaigning work with NAS, and her insights into growing up as a young autistic girl are fascinating. Why is Jack not all over this? Is she scared of being caught out by some basic questions? Its a toss up between her or Sia about who’s a bigger frenemy to the autistic community.
I believe her when she says she has ADHD. I’ve mentioned this before but I’m on a waiting list for an ADHD assessment next month. Jack’s willingness to blame every personality flaw or foible on ADHD is hugely detrimental to the perception of the condition. I’m the same age as Jack and while I can have difficulty focusing and finishing things, I understand I have a responsibility as an adult to complete the things I say I will, otherwise I’d probably be jobless and friendless. Interestingly, while I’ve been filling out my ADHD questionnaires for my assessment with the psychatrist, “being a rude witch on social media” so far hasn’t come up as a potential symptom.
TLDR - Jack is a grifter who invokes ableist stereotypes as a get out of jail free card
Edit: spelling

Well, as somebody who is #AA, whose OH is #AA and whose brother was definitely #AA, I'd suspect that they're staying clear because a lot of Autistic people have a bleeping A** bullshit detector and won't hesitate to say so. Kinda like Viggles on Captain America's Super Soldier Serum probably originally steroids. And, being Autistic, I'd also imagine that the NAS has done their due diligence and looked very carefully - FORENSICALLY, if you like - at her SM and press and thought Christ, no, not in a million bloody years are we having a total clusterfuck like her onboard.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I’m forever offering Bethany Black as the antidote to Jack. All the same afflictions yet capable of being a successful stand up comedian and actress. Featured on the NAS website. ETA- not really the same afflictions she has medical diagnoses.

Small robot guy has been seen on other occasions by Fraus to be a bit of a snarky prick on twitter, but no receipts. Although let’s face it, he draws tit robots like that is the whole deal.
SLPBT is proving to be something of a robot David Bowie, has had several “characters” and image changes, invented a musical genre and generated fine dining, regular slop and Mel Donte recipes as well as being gender less and psychic. Like Banksy SLPBT doesn’t do merch it’s about the art not the cash money. Plus Slopbot has a square head like all decent robots.

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