Sour Pickle
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Tonight’s Jack is me after a lot of rum. Full of bullshit and eager to broadcast it. Thankfully my clique tell me I’m being a twit and don’t openly encourage more bad behaviour.
FFS. None of this actually explains why you nicked someone’s story without credit and then had the nerve to claim “IT’S MY STORY”. To the whole of Twitter you absolute chump! In front of your blue-ticker mates whose toes will be curling with embarrassment for you.That pedal is going back so fast it’s on fire
RIP THUNDERCLAP.What would the government have to gain from hiding Jack Monroe's advisory role on various unspecified projects? Also, if she's done so much behind the scenes work, have any of them been successful?
And where are the beige recipe cards?!
ETA: new bio, bye bye thunderclap
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Emojis gone now too.
I know I’m a bleep quoting myself but - Can’t find the tweet now - cba looking... just call me custard cake jack!This is exactly what roadsidemum asked Chartwells hours ago...will go and grab it
On a mini-grunka...a while ago she said that spending too much time together in da bungalow together during lockdown 1 split them up??!!I can feel the rage through the qwerty.
Also, she was an absolute cow to and about L in the days of DKL - and that’s just going by HER OWN TWEETS.Also, finally. She admits that her obsessive manual filing of tattle ended her relationship. Louisa probably suggested she just doesn't read it and she went into full rage mode.
On a mini-grunka...a while ago she said that spending too much time together in da bungalow together during lockdown 1 split them up??!!
Sneaky isn't it? Should be good for a few donations in the run up to the big move.I also hate how this reads because most people will be like "oh jack still uses food banks"
All jokes aside I do feel a smidge bad for her. I mean imagine, a topic comes up she tweets about, some other blue ticks get involved and get more interest than her despite her saying pick me to front it.
After all this time she still has to work as hard as she claims to be noticed. I mean all the others did was tweet it she'd had to to the whole shebang.
I feel sorry for her. There I've said it.
I'm puzzled as to what she would be consulted about. She has no knowledge, professional experience or insight into anything that I can see being of any use to the government. Even if she's just rehashing The Poverty again, it would soon become apparent to any civil servant with knowledge of the benefits system that she's talking bollocks and even if she weren't the system is completely different now and her story is no longer relevant.To delve deeper:
She claims to have been consulted many times by govt advisors who insist that she remain anonymous.
She says this is usually "a box-ticking exercise".
Am I thick, or how can it be both? If she IS being consulted to tick a box, fill a quota etc, then surely she would HAVE to be named? "We consulted working class people such as food writer Jack Monroe" etc etc. Nothing makes sense!!
I have no cooking skills, no knowledge of nutrition, don’t care what real children actually want to eat and I can’t price things up to save my life, but duck it, giz a job.
ive been homeschooling an unwilling secondary school child who has been doing really well but hit a wall today. I’m in a bad mood.
To delve deeper:
She claims to have been consulted many times by govt advisors who insist that she remain anonymous.
She says this is usually "a box-ticking exercise".
Am I thick, or how can it be both? If she IS being consulted to tick a box, fill a quota etc, then surely she would HAVE to be named? "We consulted working class people such as food writer Jack Monroe" etc etc. Nothing makes sense!!
She actually used the same excuse when she backed down from her “black voices” thing. She was spectacularly tone deaf about the whole thing, even saying she would “curate” a book of black women’s writing (edited by herself of course), and would give over her SM platform to black food bloggers an ex cooks. Then when her lack of activity was questioned, it was because she didn’t want to expose those black food bloggers to her trolls.This latest outburst shows the extent of Jack's lying, because she KNOWS that no one on here would rip the original poster apart. She's been grunkaing along with us for long enough to know that. She is such an evil manipulative bleep, she really freaks me out sometimes because it's like she actually has no soul!