Jack Monroe #126 Dangling her fl*ps over a Cotswold sideboard like none of it matters

[Pantomimehorse]

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Niamh has also had her own Kickstarter woes it seems recently although seems to have handled it much better than our Jack

 

[Starsanddaggers]

Jack 100 percent watches everything she does. And laughs along to her jokes.
She buys 3 x copies of newspapers ft her articles fgs.
But of course she identity’s as not watching these things.
Because she's *quirky* like that!

 

[Carmina-Piranha]

Fire, what fire? Where is her desk NOW?

Happy new year one and all.

Probably in the back garden being burnt on the bonfire with the composter!
Happy new my lovelies xx

 

[Walkdengirl]

Fire, what fire? Where is her desk NOW?

Happy new year one and all.

Your beat me to that! Unless she has a fan heater in her freezing cold rented bungalow.

Imagine moving that huge desk, roll of wallpaper and all her other items

 

[Limey]

Happy New Year, you bunch of ninnies.

Am catching up on the last thread once I've been for a piss and a sandwich.

 

[Carmina-Piranha]

One of my friends has just messaged me and called Jackie a 'slop jockey'...
Thought I'd share with you fraus and herrens x

 

[Incywincy]

Awks

 

[Winthropp Tuesday]

Awks

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Do keep up, dear squigs! She rinsed that bean 7 months ago

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Awks

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Jack's forgetting she got engaged in 2019, not 2020.

But let's not forget the greatest engagement story of all time.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Jack's forgetting she got engaged in 2019, not 2020.

But let's not forget the greatest engagement story of all time.

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And people say romance is dead.

 

[MancBee]

You may be right. I can only speculate, but find it hard to believe that a serial narcissist would not forensically watch themselves on live TV for 7-8 hours.

No, I am sure you are right, she watches herself but sees something different to you or I.

There are Jackolites that sing her praises, and they think she has a great screen presence, then no doubt she will go with that opinion.

 

[blurstoftimes]

Jack's forgetting she got engaged in 2019, not 2020.

But let's not forget the greatest engagement story of all time.

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i can perfectly imagine the awkward grinning way in which she must have blurted it out and i can't bear it

 

[waffle maker]

Jack's forgetting she got engaged in 2019, not 2020.

But let's not forget the greatest engagement story of all time.

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I bet Louisa made Jack crop her filthy nails out. You can only see one of Louisa Compton’s hands because the other is holding a bag of brexit tins.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

To the caterers: could you blend that, add some eggs?

Jack's forgetting she got engaged in 2019, not 2020.

But let's not forget the greatest engagement story of all time.

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[Incywincy]

To the caterers: could you blend that, add some eggs?

And for the love of God, don't forget plenty of black pepper! #pobp #pobp4lyf

 

[LyraBalaqua]

And for the love of God, don't forget plenty of black pepper! #pobp #pobp4lyf

Bung it in a curry and softly softly fold it in.

 

[Adayinthelife]

‘That’s not right, it doesn’t look like cat vomit and there’s no tinned fruit in it’

 

[Satisfying Click]

One of the few weddings where you'd want to get an evening invite to avoid the main meal

 

[LennyBriscoe]

I've silently, gently and softly set up this thread while Princess Poca is sleeping. Thread title by @Incywincy

Mini recap.

JM has/hasn't severe/long/no Covid.

Birthday cakes made by her are linked to fanny-proximity. https://tattle.life/threads/jack-mo...eted-it-deleted-it.12873/page-24#post-3336607

She is too busy with book deadlines to work with Marcus, which is surely the only reason he's partnered with Tom Kerridge.

Her accountant is her SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER!

She needs help with her accounts, but not the help anyone suggests, because she's completed it, mate.

Caroline has hands.

Here's a great recap of Kickstarter finances, complete with envelope costing deep dive.

Jack Monroe #125 Tweeted it, completed it, deleted it

Could bee. Here to defend his pal David Walliams Nah @Sideboard Bob is well funny, can’t be him

tattle.life

That’s my fave thread title so far

Thanks for the new thread and recap partner

 

[Sideboard Bob]

holy tit! they need jesus!

Quick! Somebody call the accountant!