Jack Monroe #122 You don’t batch tweet when you’ve got a 106 fever

[kachoochoo]

Encouraging her father to come round for trifle? She has Covid! How does she know she’s not infectious? So many questions and lies.

it wasn't her dad who said they were bringing bowls. it was a former apprentice candidate who became twitter famous for a fictitious school trip and installs TVs for a living

 

[LyraBalaqua]

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I’m on the wine but have I just read ‘‘Christmas in the slow cooker’

 

[HotesTilaire]

I thought she has approx 3 years worth of pre-sloppified Xmas dinners in the freezer from all the photo shoots earlier in the month?
Lol where she remembered she was supposed to be ill and weak.

 

[Professor Slop]

Wow, I wish I lived in your house. Sounds great. (also hilarious joke)

But surely there is no butter?? She couldn't afford it on the £20 slop shop, apparently there have never been any home delivery slots ever, especially not from Ocado, and they've all had covid so had to isolate! Maybe a neighbour left some on the step.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

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Does it Jack? Zero degrees? Does your house have zero insulation?

Last week/fortnight/month you said your kitchen was a furnace.

Which is it?

 

[Professor Slop]

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Oh it gets colder than it does outside in your centrally heated kitchen, does it? <Sure Jan>

Jinx for Into_the_tunnel this time

 

[Fitnessqueen]

It gets to zero degrees in her kitchen? Does she live in the Arctic? The same kitchen she had to move one of the many fridges out of because it was too hot?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

23rd December

24th December

 

[Limey]

Best of wishes to all on here. However you're spending your Christmas, especially if it is apart from loved ones, at least count your blessings that you're not eating dinner prepared by Mack Jonroe and her Fake Long Covid.

 

[Veronicaaa]

WHERE DID SHE GET ALL THIS FOOD SHE'S COOKING??

(JK I know it's Ocado).

 

[LyraBalaqua]

 

[Silver Linings]

Awks.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Why doesn't she just put her parboiled potatoes in one of her fridges?

 

[waffle maker]

So she has simultaneously lost her appetite and eaten the dozens of freezer meals.

 

[MooBelle]

I got my friend a card and present from her cats.... My oh thinks I'm bonkers

The woman who does the Hermes deliveries gave my dog a Christmas present!
Really sweet of her considering he does nothing but bark at her.
Don't know what it is because it's wrapped and under the tree...

 

[jenny2603]

Well this all sounds vile as per usual. What an odd and rather unfeeling family poor Jack has. Imagine letting poor sickly Jack do all that work when she's barely over Covid. It's almost as if they don't believe there was anything wrong with her.

 

[Skyfall]

Glad she got her appetite back- still lost mine over THAT gravy!
How many is she cooking for? Surely it should only be her, SB and the X? Tier 4 ain’t she?? That’s a big trifle for 3.

 

[hydeist]

Parsnip peel and cauliflower leaf stuffing.

Parsnip peel and cauliflower leaf stuffing.

 

[Scarletfever]

Honestly, she can absolutely duck off with this bullshit "the Irish have no concept of portion control". You are English Jack, you are not allowed to mock us or make stupid bleeping sweeping generalisations about us.