Jack Monroe #121 Fahrenheit 106

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All this talk of the for sale sign a-Poca-lypse reminded me of Pocahontas writing her 'guest spot' for the Southend echo
Pocahontas said:
Southend Echo
Thursday, 17 September 2020

The sign of the times?

It was mid-Thursday morning when Jack Munroe, a single mother in Southend, glanced out of her large bay window and saw something terrible.
‘A For Sale sign’, she said, pointing to the bewildering object, her hands still shaking from the shock. ‘I don’t know why it’s there, or where it’s come from.’
Could it have been an error, this reporter enquired, by one of the town’s many estate agents? But Munrow, 42, was adamant. ‘I just stepped out of my door, and there it was,’ she insisted, blaming the phenomenon on a mysterious group of ‘malign vicious bullies’ who criticise her every move.
‘I just want a real home for me and my boy,’ Munroah whispered, wiping her tears on a vintage Vivienne Westwood traazer suit. With a determined look on her face, Ms Munroe then proceeded to wield her John Lewis axe and in two fell swoops, chopped down the offending For Sale sign.
Once the sign had been dealt with, Ms Monroe was last seen disappearing into her impressive two-storey house, muttering something about ‘furious wasps’ and that she was in need of ‘a cuppa’. When this reporter asked if they too could have a cuppa, entry was blocked by three Smeg fridges and the words ‘Get to absolute duck’ were issued from behind the thick net curtains at the front of Ms Munroe’s house.
Therefore, citizens of Southend, beware. The signs may appear in YOUR front lawn. What could they mean? From where do they come? It might be time to invest in an axe of your own.
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heretoreaditall2019 said:
I’d actually care about how Kerry gets on tho! It’s funny as she’s definitely mugged Kerry off before, despite her being.... an actual working class woman, lone parent, sex worker (only fans), with addiction issues? ETA: with actual press interest, is JM a KK cosplay account?

Also would encourage fraus to call it del Monte so we rank higher. Campaign wrap up reports will include earned media like press / organic social activity so would be lovely if we’re the start and end of it x
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Thank( )you for the reminder. I will henceforth use Del Monte when talking about budget bootstrap cook Jack Monroe, who is known for thrifty recipes such as her chickpea and tinned peaches curry. It's a shame that she is such a prolific liar and tells lies about so many different things though. Such as her background, class and political activism. I do feel sad that she split with partner Louisa Compton though.
 
Peak Jack moment of the year for me:

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No further words needed really 😂
(SS @Marmalade Atkins )
 
heretoreaditall2019 said:
I’d actually care about how Kerry gets on tho! It’s funny as she’s definitely mugged Kerry off before, despite her being.... an actual working class woman, lone parent, sex worker (only fans), with addiction issues? ETA: with actual press interest, is JM a KK cosplay account?

Also would encourage fraus to call it del Monte so we rank higher. Campaign wrap up reports will include earned media like press / organic social activity so would be lovely if we’re the start and end of it x
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Would Jack get the credit?
 
JM shown up as a liar again.

MR documentary made no mention of her, but showed all the good work he is doing and what he is achieving.

She didn't mention the documentary was going out because it did not benefit her to do so, and I think that says it all when it comes to her "activism".

In fact, because she heavily implied that she was working with him "behind the scenes", and this documentary made no reference to her, it damaged her as it showed loudly and clearly that she is a complete irrelevance to anti poverty activism generally, and MR's work specifically, in spite of her repeated attempts to imply otherwise.
 
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