Itslittlelauren #2 Baby is dressed up like a dolly & tottering round the farm like a wally

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Does she ever take her baby to groups or to interact with other babies!? She is the oddest woman, sorry girl ever. her dress sense, her lifestyle, her housing set up… It’s just bizarre. Surely after having a baby she’d be wanting to get her own place with her partner and you know, perhaps get a job so she can provide and set an example for her child. what does she do!? always wondered where her income comes from.
not being nosey or anything but I just can’t comprehend these lifestyles people have when they don’t work.
That’s why we’re all here! It is baffling and incredibly bizarre! She claims she’s always wanted to be a mum but surely you’d want your own home too. We haven’t seen any groups or play dates, nothing. And pretty sure she WOULD show it. Ella only ever seems to be on meals out with sandrini in the Wetherspoons for lunch or doing very controlled play at home that isn’t remotely messy. She barely mentions the sperm donor so don’t think she’d risk her benefits or her mums, or their council house for him. Feel sorry for him but he must realise she’s used him to get Ella.
 
Seen her latest farm pics where she covers her feet with a horse pic trying to hide the fact that her shoes would of Been totally inappropriate for the farm 🙄

Literally coming on to comment about this 😂 how sad.

Tell me you read your tattle thread, without telling me Lozza

You can kinda still see the shoes, it’s those ugly snake skin strappy heels! To a farm… they’re suited for a night out clubbing! The fact she’s covered them must mean she felt like an utter tit when she got there hahaha

where’s her illness gone all of a sudden anyway? How odd!!

Exactly. There’s been zero mention of her ‘illnesses’ or her being ‘exhausted’ since Ella was born, clearly she’s so busy now, it’s slipped her mind she was portraying herself as being a chronic illness sufferer!! I hate to think that anyone would pretend to be ill, but it’s the truth that a lot of people probably do for various reasons - mainly attention. My mums friend did it after my mum was diagnosed with fibromyalgia, she claimed she’s also been diagnosed with it too, after she saw how much attention my mum was getting, people are just sick in the head sometimes.

I’m just waiting for her to mention being tired now, after it’s been mentioned here, now we definitely know she reads her threads
 
You can kinda still see the shoes, it’s those ugly snake skin strappy heels! To a farm… they’re suited for a night out clubbing! The fact she’s covered them must mean she felt like an utter tit when she got there hahaha

where’s her illness gone all of a sudden anyway? How odd!!
Night out … you’d assume! I went out to a local bar recently and all the young people had trainers on with their dresses. I love it though, why not dress for comfort.
She can’t help but try and portray some well to do housewife. It’s sad really.
 
Also, if it’s chilly enough to wear a coat during the day then it is not sandal weather. This is before we even address the stupid high heels and the fact that she was at a FARM. Her mum was completely appropriately dressed so I can’t work out where she’s got her weird inappropriate dress sense from.
 
Also, if it’s chilly enough to wear a coat during the day then it is not sandal weather. This is before we even address the stupid high heels and the fact that she was at a FARM. Her mum was completely appropriately dressed so I can’t work out where she’s got her weird inappropriate dress sense from.
Also if it’s chilly enough for her to be wearing a coat then Ella should be wearing at least a vest and a coat and perhaps a hat instead of a stupid headband 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
The person that commented saying she dresses ‘New Look circa 2009/2010‘ was bang on the money.
It’s all I can think when I see her pictures nowadays. 🤣
Haha that was me. It’s just awful isn’t it. I’m quite a ‘dressy’ dresser, I like looking smart and don’t own joggers/leggings (no shame to those who do!) but she’s way off the mark. Heels at a farm?! Trainers are so stylish nowadays and would look great with some mum jeans and she could still add a slouchy blazer on top! She’s in a time warp.
 
Where’s her cronic illness these days? Did having a baby cure her? Personally I think she was playing it up for the DLA and the gram. Also so she didn't have to go out an earn a living like the rest of us mere motrals. So she could stay at home & play at baking and makeup. I also wonder what she would’ve done if Ella was a boy 😮
I wouldn’t mind her as much if she didn’t pretend and do everything for Insta. Whats the harm in saying yes I live with my Mum & she helps me loads with Ella as sometimes with my illness I cant cope. Or that her & the “boyfriend” who gushes about her on his page cant afford a place of their own right now but are saving? Theres no shame in it.
But the way she dresses to go a farm with a baby 😟 I wore a pair of old ripped jeans, wellies and a dog walking parka when I took my kids & changed into a pair of runners for the drive home (my kids were clattered in mud of course, but sure it washes off)
 
Where’s her cronic illness these days? Did having a baby cure her? Personally I think she was playing it up for the DLA and the gram. Also so she didn't have to go out an earn a living like the rest of us mere motrals. So she could stay at home & play at baking and makeup. I also wonder what she would’ve done if Ella was a boy 😮
I wouldn’t mind her as much if she didn’t pretend and do everything for Insta. Whats the harm in saying yes I live with my Mum & she helps me loads with Ella as sometimes with my illness I cant cope. Or that her & the “boyfriend” who gushes about her on his page cant afford a place of their own right now but are saving? Theres no shame in it.
But the way she dresses to go a farm with a baby 😟 I wore a pair of old ripped jeans, wellies and a dog walking parka when I took my kids & changed into a pair of runners for the drive home (my kids were clattered in mud of course, but sure it washes off)

Same sister. My family would piss themselves if I tried to dress up fancy for one of our days out. I get the impression Ella isn’t allowed to get muddy and these days out are for the photos. That’s why her toys are ‘sensory bags’ played with next to a shag pile rug.
 
Same sister. My family would piss themselves if I tried to dress up fancy for one of our days out. I get the impression Ella isn’t allowed to get muddy and these days out are for the photos. That’s why her toys are ‘sensory bags’ played with next to a shag pile rug.
I also wonder if Ella is going to end up with a permanent divot on the top of her head where she’s wearing headbands 24/7
 
I think we can safely say that Ella hasn’t popped out to be the aesthetic baby Lauren was hoping for (she’s beautiful, but not ‘Instagram goals’) so she has to shove on her a constant reminder that she’s a girl. In this day and age, why are people forcing these gender stereotypes so much? Everything has to be pink because Ella is a GIRL. Never mind her soft head or her hair trying to grow, let’s shove some elastic over it lest anyone assume Ella is NOT A GIRL.
 
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