Itslittlelauren #2 Baby is dressed up like a dolly & tottering round the farm like a wally

[Dipdab]

Coombe Abbey is lush for a walk and there is a Manor House which does quite a posh afternoon tea where she wouldn’t look out of place but the grounds where they were and had their picnic? She’d have stood out like a sore thumb… as usual. Get some jeans and trainers on Lauren!

Wouldn’t surprise me if she turns up to these places in joggers then changes into heels and a dress just for the photos.
I went to Drunch in London and their were girls changing outfits in the toilets to get different photos with each drink

 

[Asdfghjkll]

Wouldn’t surprise me if she turns up to these places in joggers then changes into heels and a dress just for the photos.
I went to Drunch in London and their were girls changing outfits in the toilets to get different photos with each drink

Jesus Christ that’s so lame

 

[#ad#aff]

She’s yet again using a recipe book to make tortilla base pizzas, the mind boggles

 

[Esme]

Did anyone else see this? I think it’s really sad Ella doesn’t have any baby friends to celebrate her birthday with, I think 1st birthdays are extra special and they could do something simple, it doesn’t have to be extravagant.

 

[Pawpaw365]

Did anyone else see this? I think it’s really sad Ella doesn’t have any baby friends to celebrate her birthday with, I think 1st birthdays are extra special and they could do something simple, it doesn’t have to be extravagant. View attachment 1160772 q

'as appose' ?! Face palm. It's 'as opposed', Lauren.

 

[DoseofReality]

Did anyone else see this? I think it’s really sad Ella doesn’t have any baby friends to celebrate her birthday with, I think 1st birthdays are extra special and they could do something simple, it doesn’t have to be extravagant. View attachment 1160772 q

I think it was a hint for brands to send her stuff. So she can have the usual OTT set up with just the 3 or 4 of them (not including Tom.)

 

[Rayne]

Upcycling a play house AKA painting it pink and grey to match the ball pit aesthetic

 

[FraggleRock]

Someone’s been a bit quiet the last few days, do we think she will pop up at some point ‘conveniently’ saying how exhausted she’s been and her chronic illnesses are suddenly bothering her again

 

[Rayne]

The duck are these

 

[Rayne]

They do look tit though lmao. What a waste of 2 Easter eggs, there won’t be any milkshake in these, they’ll be stuffed with kitchen roll at the bottom and just some squirty cream on top

 

[DoseofReality]

They do look tit though lmao. What a waste of 2 Easter eggs, there won’t be any milkshake in these, they’ll be stuffed with kitchen roll at the bottom and just some squirty cream on top View attachment 1167341 q

311 people who will be cursing her when they try to put milk in them and it leaks all over the kitchen.

 

[Asdfghjkll]

311 people who will be cursing her when they try to put milk in them and it leaks all over the kitchen.

My first thought was that they’d melt in your hand when trying to drink any potential milkshake. Such a dumb idea and this girl has a child now. Mind blowing when she has such little common sense

 

[DoseofReality]

My first thought was that they’d melt in your hand when trying to drink any potential milkshake. Such a dumb idea and this girl has a child now. Mind blowing when she has such little common sense

Yes imagine the state your hands would be in. Then they'd slip and break. Such a waste of food.

 

[DoseofReality]

Or we just think you're a wally for wearing a plunging swimming costume to swim with your baby, who also doesn't need to wear a headband for swimming. Don't need to see your vag either.

 

[Dipdab]

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Or we just think you're a wally for wearing a plunging swimming costume to swim with your baby, who also doesn't need to wear a headband for swimming. Don't need to see your vag either.

Had to go and double check, no way did she put that baby in a headband for swimming

 

[Rayne]

Moans the baby pulls down her swimming costume so decides to wear a plunging V neck swimming. Make it make sense

 

[Esme]

Had to go and double check, no way did she put that baby in a headband for swimming

Surely the lifeguard or somebody would say that’s a hazard? Like you shouldn’t wear jewellery for the same reason. She’s thick as tit.

 

[FraggleRock]

Those bloody headbands, why is she so obsessed with Ella wearing them constantly? I wouldn’t be surprised if the poor thing goes to sleep wearing one. At this rate she will have a permanent dint in her head. Just so unnecessary

 

[Lahne]

That headband wouldn’t be allowed in my local leisure centre - the lifeguards insist on any jewellery or hair accessories other than small earrings and a band to tie hair back being removed because they’re a hazard. I wish she’d stop with it. It looks daft (baby’s head looks like a fancy Easter egg) and yo can clearly see in her recent pics that it’s causing the front part of her head to become dented and misshapen. What a dick. And don’t start me on the plunging swimsuit. So many eye rolls.

 

[#ad#aff]

I want to comment but I got dragged in another thread for commenting on a mother’s swimwear soooo I’ll just say SHE LOOKS GREAT