I used to bring one bottle of bubbles to parties, but always arrived with 2 more in my bag, which I would discretely (yeah right) bring out as one bottle depleted, thinking no one would notice the swap. That way I could drink all night but make it look like I’d only had 1 bottle. Much like your aunt, I’m sure everyone noticed.
What could be worse than going to a store and actually buying this pink dress thinking it looks fab?
Buying it in every color way …
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Their friends parents
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Oh Alice, your sartorial choices are dismal. It’s the tip of the iceberg, you’re truly abysmal
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Deleting away like there’s no tomorrow, anyone got some spare dignity she can borrow?
Bleugh when I saw this I thought, who else likes a bit of Prince Scandrew?
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